Following is our collection of smooth puns and san one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coul jokes for adults, dirty ment jokes and clean woman dad gags for kids.
He had caps lock on.
He was snowed in
I couldn't find the thingy you use to peel the carrots and potatoes anywhere, so I asked the kids if they had seen it.
Apparently she left me yesterday.
They didn't have the arthurization.
Its was too falcon heavy
I'm sorry
Because there was a glass ceiling.
Cause it was SoDIMM
They didn't agree on a lot of things, but a big part of it was he didn't speak whale.
Note: In my defense I don't discriminate except by how I know a person. I have friends on all sides of the NFL hype, sexual rights hype, and abortion debate. But this joke gets laughs among them all.
....Because it was rated Argggh
Cuz he cracks under pressure.
Because it got stuck in a crack
Or as cheese lovers like to say,
Gouda Wouda Shouda
You coul say he's a hummusexual.
But I just don't have the patients.
They were fully booked.
I just couldn't see myself doing it.
Because he's Tony Stuck.
Because it wasnt invented yet.
Kill me for this anitjoke
Because at one point, she was infidel.
Ok ill leave now
She had no arms
Why did Billy drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus
But I've got a few twix up my sleeve!
Because he wasn't smooth.
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