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19 coul jokes and hilarious coul puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coul that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short coul jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coul humour may include short smooth jokes also.

  1. One of my friends loves mediterranean food more than anyone I've ever seen You coul say he's a hummusexual.

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Coul joke, One of my friends loves mediterranean food more than anyone I've ever seen

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What funny jokes about coul you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coul pranks.

Why couldnt the laptop take off his hat?

He had caps lock on.

Why couldnt anyone else pull the sword from the stone?

They didn't have the arthurization.

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy
I'm sorry

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why couldnt the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?

....Because it was rated Argggh

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Why couldnt the guy hold a conversation with the female transgender marine biologist?

They didn't agree on a lot of things, but a big part of it was he didn't speak whale.
Note: In my defense I don't discriminate except by how I know a person. I have friends on all sides of the NFL hype, s**... rights hype, and abortion debate. But this joke gets laughs among them all.

Why couldnt the egg make it through boot camp?

Cuz he cracks under pressure.

Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack

Could-a Would-a Should-a

Or as cheese lovers like to say,
Gouda Wouda Shouda

My Coulrophobia stopped my potential career as a clown...

I just couldn't see myself doing it.

They said i couldnt bring outside snacks into the theater...

But I've got a few twix up my sleeve!

Why couldnt Sally swing?

She had no arms
Why did Billy drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus

Why couldnt Iron Man take off his suit?

Because he's Tony Stuck.

why couldnt the pterodactyl learn the alphabet?

Because it wasnt invented yet.
Kill me for this anitjoke

Why couldnt the crunchy peanut butter meet any women?

Because he wasn't smooth.

Why couldnt the little pirate go watch the movie

It was rated R

I couldnt see where the ball went after it was sent flying into the air

Then it hit me...

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You couldnt even have s**... with me if you were the last person on earth!

Good. Im not a necrophile.

Coul joke, You couldnt even have s**... with me if you were the last person on earth!