Coul Jokes
19 coul jokes and hilarious coul puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coul that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short coul jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coul humour may include short smooth jokes also.
- One of my friends loves mediterranean food more than anyone I've ever seen You coul say he's a hummusexual.
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Why couldnt the laptop take off his hat?
He had caps lock on.
Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?
He was snowed in
Why couldnt Waldo go to the gym
Because no one would spot him
Couldnt find it
I couldn't find the thingy you use to peel the carrots and potatoes anywhere, so I asked the kids if they had seen it.
Apparently she left me yesterday.
Why couldnt anyone else pull the sword from the stone?
They didn't have the arthurization.
Why couldnt baby jesus be born in NYC?
Because they couldnt find 3 wise men or a v**...
Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?
Its was too falcon heavy
I'm sorry
Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb?
Because there was a glass ceiling.
Why couldnt the laptop see?
Cause it was SoDIMM
Why couldnt the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
....Because it was rated Argggh
Why couldnt the guy hold a conversation with the female transgender marine biologist?
They didn't agree on a lot of things, but a big part of it was he didn't speak whale.
Note: In my defense I don't discriminate except by how I know a person. I have friends on all sides of the NFL hype, s**... rights hype, and abortion debate. But this joke gets laughs among them all.
Why couldnt the egg make it through boot camp?
Cuz he cracks under pressure.
Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
Could-a Would-a Should-a
Or as cheese lovers like to say,
Gouda Wouda Shouda
I couldnt make reservations at this swenky new library
They were fully booked.
I coulda been a doctor
But I just don't have the patients.
My Coulrophobia stopped my potential career as a clown...
I just couldn't see myself doing it.
They said i couldnt bring outside snacks into the theater...
But I've got a few twix up my sleeve!
