The Best 23 Coul Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Coul jokes. There are some coul san jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coul woman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Coul Jokes and Puns
Why couldnt the laptop take off his hat?
He had caps lock on.
Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?
He was snowed in
Couldnt find it
I couldn't find the thingy you use to peel the carrots and potatoes anywhere, so I asked the kids if they had seen it.
Apparently she left me yesterday.
Why couldnt anyone else pull the sword from the stone?
They didn't have the arthurization.
Why couldnt baby jesus be born in NYC?
Because they couldnt find 3 wise men or a virgin
Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?
Its was too falcon heavy
I'm sorry
Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb?
Because there was a glass ceiling.
Why couldnt the laptop see?
Cause it was SoDIMM
Why couldnt the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
....Because it was rated Argggh
Why couldnt the guy hold a conversation with the female transgender marine biologist?
They didn't agree on a lot of things, but a big part of it was he didn't speak whale.
Note: In my defense I don't discriminate except by how I know a person. I have friends on all sides of the NFL hype, sexual rights hype, and abortion debate. But this joke gets laughs among them all.
Why couldnt the egg make it through boot camp?
Cuz he cracks under pressure.
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Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
One of my friends loves mediterranean food more than anyone I've ever seen
You coul say he's a hummusexual.
Could-a Would-a Should-a
Or as cheese lovers like to say,
Gouda Wouda Shouda
I couldnt make reservations at this swenky new library
They were fully booked.
I coulda been a doctor
But I just don't have the patients.
My Coulrophobia stopped my potential career as a clown...
I just couldn't see myself doing it.
They said i couldnt bring outside snacks into the theater...
But I've got a few twix up my sleeve!
Why couldnt Sally swing?
She had no arms
Why did Billy drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus
Why couldnt Iron Man take off his suit?
Because he's Tony Stuck.
Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?
Because at one point, she was infidel.
Ok ill leave now
why couldnt the pterodactyl learn the alphabet?
Because it wasnt invented yet.
Kill me for this anitjoke
Why couldnt the crunchy peanut butter meet any women?
Because he wasn't smooth.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coul flight jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working coul crunchy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.