Coughy Jokes

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The Best Coughy Puns

Coughy Filter Joke

The barista at Starbucks was wearing a face mask.

Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?

She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.

I noticed a barista working alone in a small shop was still wearing a mask.

She said, "this is a coughy filter"

What do you call a sick cup of coffe?

A coughy mug

Why did Jim put his table in front of the couch when it got bronchitis?

It was a coughy table.

What cold medicine does the starbucks-addicted doctor prescribe to his patience?


My son has a cold so we have been calling him cappuccino...

...since he is a little coughy

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