Cougars Jokes

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The Best Cougars Puns

Cougars are hot.

But it's a dry heat.

I am on the case prep team in law school. Our new fact pattern is based on the Sandusky Trial. What do you think of my theme for trial?

Coach Toledo may have been head coach of the Cougars, but he was not interested in the cougars. Coach Toledo was interested in the cubs.

What's the difference between "Daddy" and "Motherf*cker"?

Daddy's not into cougars.

10s to 20s is underage, 30s and 40s is MILF, 50s and 60s is cougars, 70s and 80s is grannies...

90s and above is necrophilia.

What's the difference between panthers and cougars?

You find panthers in movies and cartoons and cougars in clubs.

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