The Best 6 Cougars Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cougars jokes. There are some cougars tigers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cougars badminton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cougars Jokes and Puns

I am really scared of encountering cougars when I go on a run

If I ever saw one , I'd Puma Pants .

Cougars are hot.

But it's a dry heat.

I am on the case prep team in law school. Our new fact pattern is based on the Sandusky Trial. What do you think of my theme for trial?

Coach Toledo may have been head coach of the Cougars, but he was not interested in the cougars. Coach Toledo was interested in the cubs.

What's the difference between "Daddy" and "Motherf*cker"?

Daddy's not into cougars.

10s to 20s is underage, 30s and 40s is MILF, 50s and 60s is cougars, 70s and 80s is grannies...

90s and above is necrophilia.


What's the difference between panthers and cougars?

You find panthers in movies and cartoons and cougars in clubs.

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We suggest to use only working cougars bobcat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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