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You're coughing all the time and it's hard for you to breath, what happend?

It's a lung story

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid...

... she becomes a Def Leppard

*Cough*

I have a friend who died from one of those. It was under his neighbor's wife's bed.

Cougars are hot.

But it's a dry heat.

Cough, Rough, Though, Through.

Why don't these words rhyme, yet pony and bologna do?

I had a cough like that once...

I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!

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I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands.

I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.

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I had to cough in a public place today

I tried to cover it with a f**...

It's not the cough that carries you off.

It's the coffin they carry you off in.

If a "cougar" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women?

a gym teacher

Your cough sounds much better this morning?

It should. I've been practicing all night!

Don't cough in your shirt...

Why shouldn't you couhh in your shirt?
You'll get a chest cold!
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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Cough is to dust as sneeze is to pollen

Just an example of AnAllergy.

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Your cough turns me on

"That's sick."

Coug joke, Your cough turns me on

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