Coug Jokes

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The Best Coug Puns

Coughy Filter Joke

The barista at Starbucks was wearing a face mask.

Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?

She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.

Cough Medicine

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

You're coughing all the time and it's hard for you to breath, what happend?

It's a lung story

*Cough*

I have a friend who died from one of those. It was under his neighbor's wife's bed.

Cougars are hot.

But it's a dry heat.


I had a cough like that once...

I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!

I used to cough to cover a fart

Now I fart to cover a cough

I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands.

I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.

I had to cough in a public place today

I tried to cover it with a fart

I used to cough to hide my farts.

Now I fart to hide my coughs.

It's not the cough that carries you off.

It's the coffin they carry you off in.


Your cough sounds much better this morning?

It should. I've been practicing all night!

Don't cough in your shirt...

Why shouldn't you couhh in your shirt?

You'll get a chest cold!
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If a "cougar" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women?

a gym teacher

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Cough is to dust as sneeze is to pollen

Just an example of AnAllergy.

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