Coug Jokes
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You're coughing all the time and it's hard for you to breath, what happend?
It's a lung story
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid...
... she becomes a Def Leppard
*Cough*
I have a friend who died from one of those. It was under his neighbor's wife's bed.
Cougars are hot.
But it's a dry heat.
Cough, Rough, Though, Through.
Why don't these words rhyme, yet pony and bologna do?
I had a cough like that once...
I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!
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I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands.
I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.
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I had to cough in a public place today
I tried to cover it with a f**...
It's not the cough that carries you off.
It's the coffin they carry you off in.
If a "cougar" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women?
Your cough sounds much better this morning?
It should. I've been practicing all night!
Don't cough in your shirt...
Why shouldn't you couhh in your shirt?
You'll get a chest cold!
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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?
She uses a perfect son.
Cough is to dust as sneeze is to pollen
Just an example of AnAllergy.
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Your cough turns me on
"That's sick."
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