Coug Jokes
15 coug jokes and hilarious coug puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Coug Short Jokes
Short coug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coug humour may include short treat jokes also.
- I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands. I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.
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What funny jokes about coug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sneeze jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coug pranks.
Coughy Filter Joke
The barista at starbucks was wearing a face mask.
Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?
She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.
Cough Medicine
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
You're coughing all the time and it's hard for you to breath, what happend?
It's a lung story
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid...
... she becomes a Def Leppard
*Cough*
I have a friend who died from one of those. It was under his neighbor's wife's bed.
When a cougar needs hearing aids, what is she now called?
A deaf leopard.
Cougars are hot.
But it's a dry heat.
What happens to a cougar that needs a hearing aid?
She becomes a Def Leppard.
Cough, Rough, Though, Through.
Why don't these words rhyme, yet pony and bologna do?
I had a cough like that once...
I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!
I used to cough to cover a f**...
Now I f**... to cover a cough
I had to cough in a public place today
I tried to cover it with a f**...
I used to cough to hide my farts.
Now I f**... to hide my coughs.
It's not the cough that carries you off.
It's the coffin they carry you off in.
