Cottonmouth Jokes

Following is our collection of crocodile puns and rivers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cottonmouth jokes for adults, dirty doge jokes and clean lizard dad gags for kids.

The Best Cottonmouth Puns

Did you hear about that snake with a marijuana problem?

it was a real Cottonmouth

What do you call a black mumble rapper?


What do you call a snake with no spit?

A cottonmouth

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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