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Following is our collection of funny Cottonmouth jokes. There are some cottonmouth rivers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cottonmouth lizard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cottonmouth Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about that snake with a marijuana problem?

it was a real Cottonmouth

What do you call a black mumble rapper?


What do you call a snake with no spit?

A cottonmouth

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