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6 cotton eye jokes and hilarious cotton eye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cotton eye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Cotton Eye Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good cotton eye joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Whys was the internet so obsessed with the song "Cotton-Eyed Joe" for a short period of time?

I mean, where did it come from where did it go?

I named a spider on my wall cotton eyed joe

Because I have two questions,
Where did he come from,
And where did he go!?

I named a Spider I found in my house "Cotton Eye Joe" because...

Because
Where did he come from
and where did he go

Saw a massive spider in my room earlier

Named him Cotton Eye Joe, because I want to know two things...where did he come from and where did he go?!

Cotton Eye Joe

I found a massive spider in my house the other day. I named him Cotton Eye Joe because I want to know two things:
Where did he come from?
And where did he go?

A Scottish Soldier marches into a pharmacy

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton
bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also
unfolds to reveal a c**....
The c**... has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
"Six pence" says the chemist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence" says the chemist.

The Scot painstakingly folds the c**... into the silk square handkerchief
and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside,
followed by an even greater shout.

The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the
proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.

"The regiment has taken a vote," he says. "We'll have a new one."

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