Cotton Candy Jokes
21 cotton candy jokes and hilarious cotton candy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cotton candy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cotton Candy Short Jokes
Short cotton candy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cotton candy humour may include short cotton jokes also.
- You will never see a black clown at the circus... Because they are busy picking cotton candy.
- Why do black people hate the world fairs? To be honest I don't know. Iam too busy enjoying the cotton candy , cruises , and auctions!
- Last night I dreamed about eating a huge cotton candy. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
- Why didn't Donald Trump address the Veterans in the rain? Have you ever seen what happens to cotton candy when it gets wet?
- Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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Cotton Candy One Liners
Which cotton candy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cotton candy? I can suggest the ones about candy and candy cane.
- "Why is that cotton candy talking?" "Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"
- Now that the tide pod fad is dying down lets move onto the cotton candy in the attic.
- Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
- What has Ferris wheels, cotton candy, and delicious fried food? That's a fair question
- If you think tidepods are good.. try the cotton candy in the attic!
- Conundrum for a black person. Watermelon flavored cotton candy.
- What does a vampire call a used t**...? Cotton candy
Amusing Cotton Candy Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about cotton candy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean candy wrapper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cotton candy pranks.
I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.
I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.
The zoo inspector and the monkey
Once upon a time, an inspector planned to come to a zoo, as it wasn't doing well and didn't make profit. That became a problem to the managers who didn't want him to find out that they sold the monkey.
So they approached bill, a janitor and a faithful worker there and gave him a monkey suit and told him how to act like a monkey, and it will only last until the inspector leaves.
Came the inspector, the worker was in the cage and started acting like a monkey. The inspector wasn't pleased with the animal and thought that it was sick and old, so he told throw the monkey to the lion and get a new one, and the managers agreed.
Bill lied there still and overwhelmed with shock, because, after all these years working faithfully, they agreed to throw him just like that! He was paralyzed with shock when they threw him in the lion's cage. The lion came slowly and Bill was afraid and lost, when the lion whispered to him : "Don't worry, I'm Joe the cotton candy guy"