Cotton Candy Jokes
10 cotton candy jokes and hilarious cotton candy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cotton candy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing Cotton Candy Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What is a good cotton candy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.
I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.
"Why is that cotton candy talking?"
"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"
Now that the tide pod fad is dying down
lets move onto the cotton candy in the attic.
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What does a vampire call a used t**...?
Cotton candy
Why do black people hate the world fairs?
To be honest I don't know. Iam too busy enjoying the cotton candy , cruises , and auctions!
What has Ferris wheels, cotton candy, and delicious fried food?
That's a fair question
Why didn't Donald Trump address the Veterans in the rain?
Have you ever seen what happens to cotton candy when it gets wet?
If you think tidepods are good..
try the cotton candy in the attic!
Conundrum for a black person.
Watermelon flavored cotton candy.
The zoo inspector and the monkey
Once upon a time, an inspector planned to come to a zoo, as it wasn't doing well and didn't make profit. That became a problem to the managers who didn't want him to find out that they sold the monkey.
So they approached bill, a janitor and a faithful worker there and gave him a monkey suit and told him how to act like a monkey, and it will only last until the inspector leaves.
Came the inspector, the worker was in the cage and started acting like a monkey. The inspector wasn't pleased with the animal and thought that it was sick and old, so he told throw the monkey to the lion and get a new one, and the managers agreed.
Bill lied there still and overwhelmed with shock, because, after all these years working faithfully, they agreed to throw him just like that! He was paralyzed with shock when they threw him in the lion's cage. The lion came slowly and Bill was afraid and lost, when the lion whispered to him : "Don't worry, I'm Joe the cotton candy guy"
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