Cottage Jokes
23 cottage jokes and hilarious cottage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cottage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Humor is alive and thriving in this collection of cottage jokes! Enjoy classic rib-ticklers such as "What did Boudreaux say when he walked into the cottage cheese?" and imaginative tall tales about the town in the hut. Get ready to laugh at these beloved cottage jokes.
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Funniest Cottage Short Jokes
Short cottage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cottage humour may include short farmhouse jokes also.
- A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said I just want to be happy . So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?'Whistle while you work…….' ?
- A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
- The other day, I met a genie who granted me one wish. So, I told him: "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
- I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese" But it's just a curd to me
- I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese. I told him "No whey, Jose"
- A quiet cottage applied to be a part of the Boisterous Domicile Club They refused him entry.
They said he wouldn't be a loud inn. - My wife gets mad at me when I finish off the cottage cheese Every time we argue about it, she says to me
Why do you always have to have the last curd? - My ex is like cottage cheese... she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with.
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Cottage One Liners
Which cottage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cottage? I can suggest the ones about mansion and cabin.
- What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure? Cottage cheese.
- Did you know Mandalorians love blue-milk cottage cheese? This is the whey.
- What cheese lives in a small house? Cottage cheese
- What kind of cheese has a house? Cottage cheese
- What do you call gangsters living in the woods? Cottage G's.
- What did the mouse build his house with? Cottage cheese
- How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby.
- What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks.
- A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese Large kurd
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Cottage Jokes
What funny jokes about cottage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean village jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cottage pranks.
Job Fatality in Ireland
An Irish woman is making supper when she hears a knock on the cottage door. It's the priest and he has his hat in his hand, looking solemnly at the ground.
She's says "oh no, it's bad news isn't it father!"
"Yes, tis" says the priest.
"About my husband?? is he dead, father?" She gasps.
"There was a terrible accident at the brewery, he fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned"
"Was it a quick death, father?"
"Truth be told, he got out 3 times to pee"
A man is very thirsty...
A man is very thirsty. As he is stumbling down the country road he sees a cow grazing in front of a cottage. "I'm saved!", he says to himself as he milks the cow and quenches his thirst.
The man knocks on the door to pay for the milk. "Your cow's milk saved me," he says. The home owner replies, "Cow? I don't own a cow, I just have a bull."
Builder
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked. "What did you take? " his priest asked. "Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake. " "This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat? " "No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber. "
Latvian Joke
Man sits in broken cottage with daughter. Man is cold and hungry. Man not have potato for days.
"Knock, knock" is heard at door.
"Who there is" man say.
"Politburo"
"Politburo who" say man.
Politburo burst in cottage r**... daughter. Man now cold, hungry and sad.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, We don't serve your kind in here. One of the yogurt cartons says to him, Why not? We're cultured individuals.
