Cottage Cheese Jokes

Funniest Cottage Cheese Short Jokes

Short cottage cheese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cottage cheese humour may include short cheddar cheese jokes also.

1. I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese" But it's just a curd to me
2. I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese. I told him "No whey, Jose"
3. My wife gets mad at me when I finish off the cottage cheese Every time we argue about it, she says to me
   Why do you always have to have the last curd?
4. My ex is like cottage cheese... she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with.

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Cottage Cheese One Liners

Which cottage cheese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cottage cheese? I can suggest the ones about cheese and grilled cheese.

1. What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure? Cottage cheese.
2. Did you know Mandalorians love blue-milk cottage cheese? This is the whey.
3. What cheese lives in a small house? Cottage cheese
4. What kind of cheese has a house? Cottage cheese
5. What did the mouse build his house with? Cottage cheese
6. How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby.
7. What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks.
8. A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese Large kurd

Cottage Cheese Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cottage cheese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shredded cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cottage cheese pranks.