Cot Jokes
31 cot jokes and hilarious cot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cot Short Jokes
Short cot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cot humour may include short hotel jokes also.
- Why is it that when you commit crimes 90 times you will only get caught 45 times ? Because sin 90 = cot 45
- Gendered cots would never sell First, they'd make a girl cot, then there'd be a boycott.
- A little math joke that my cousin told me If you commit a crime 90 times, you'll only get caught 45 times,
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because sin 90 = cot 45. - Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist
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This joke... it burns my eyes... - For their honeymoon, Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine Went to the beach and got a Tan. When they went back home, it took a Sec to find they needed a Cot.
- Philip Glass spent the night at the aquarium, but his bed was a little fishy. There was a koi on his cot, see.
- If you commit sin 90 times you are most likely to be caught half of the time Coz sin 90=cot 45
- When the school council asked for a new representative they did no like my idea for a king sized bed I guess I'm not good at picking out mass cots
- I sneezed and I just ripped the blood cot out of my wisdom tooth hole. Mouth full of blood. Dry socket here we COME...joke iz on me
- Every woman is wild about it... It's hard...
It has a large purple head...
It's stiff...
It's about 5 inches long...
WHAT IS IT?
((cot death))
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Cot One Liners
Which cot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cot? I can suggest the ones about mattress and slept.
- If you sin 90 times you'll only be caught 45 times Because Sin 90 = Cot 45
- If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!
- If you commit 90 sins, you will only be caught half the time. Because sin 90 = cot 45
- Did you hear about the guy that stole a baby's bed? He got cot.
- sin asked "cos" what should they do tonight "tan" or "cot"?
- What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death.
- Did you hear about the secret agent that broke his back on a tiny bed? He got cot spine.
- Whats about 9 inches and makes a woman scream? Cot death.
- My vasectomy was worth every penny. I've saved a ton of money on finger cots!
- What's about 12 inches long, blue and makes a woman scream all night? Cot death.
- Where did the retired catcher sleep? In the cot.
- 5 criminals check into a hotel room. 4 get in the bed. The other one got cot.
- What's long, rigid, purple and makes women scream all night long? Cot death
- What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death
- what's black and blue and keeps a woman up all night screaming? Cot death
Cheerful Fun Cot Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about cot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bunk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cot pranks.
New secretary
Frank and Harry have been business partners for many years. They had just employed a new secretary and Frank had taken her out.
"How was it?" inquired Harry.
"Fantastic! And i don't mind saying, that she's far better in the cot than my wife."
A couple of weeks later, Harry took the secretary out, and the following morning, he said, "You're right Frank, she is better than your wife!"
A Pope and a lawyer meet by the Pearly Gates.
A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven.
They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.
The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light.
They came to the Lawyer's room.
It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar.
The Lawyer said, "There must be a mistake. This must be the Pope's room!"
St Peter said, "There's no mistake. This is your room. We have lots of Pope's, but you're our very first Lawyer!"
A thief stole a sine and a cosine.
He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.
He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...
and then he got cot.
A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos.
A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos, the police are now after him, he goes to a beach and digs up some mud, he first puts sin over cos but he doesn't want tan so he puts cos over sin and gets cot by police.
Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach
Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.
When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.
Inside the Alamo, Davy Crockett got up from his cot, walked across the dusty dirt floor to the ladder, and climbed to the roof. There, he found Sam Houston and Jim Bowie staring off in the distance...
...as over the hills rode straight toward them a thousand Mexicans. Davy thought for a moment and then said, "Guys...are we laying concrete today?"