Costumer Jokes

Following is our collection of hearty puns and theatre one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Costumer jokes for adults, dirty waiter jokes and clean tuxedos dad gags for kids.

The Best Costumer Puns

A man walks into a bar ...

And proceeds to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sure, that'll be 25 cents please". The man almost spits out his beer in shock.

"Wow, 25 cents! I'll get some chicken wings too!"

The bartender replies, "That'll be 30 cents!"

"Where is the owner", asks the man, "I want to shake his hand!"

"Upstairs with my sister", replies the barkeep.

"Huh, why?", asks the confused costumer.

"He's doing to her, what I'm doing to his bar."

Meanwhile in Philippines

Meanwhile in Philippines, a local barber in my area got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his costumer for years, I didn't know he was a barber.

Once I was a rope salesman

A costumer complained that I hadn't given him enough. I had, but I cut him some slack.

Costumer to the waiter: "A compliment to the chef!"

Waiter back at kitchen: "You are beautiful, Harold!"

Salesman: "So would you like to buy them or not?"

Costumer: "Hm...I don't like the color. Do you also have them in blue?"
Salesman: "You don't buy Bananas a lot, do you?"


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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