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5 costumer jokes and hilarious costumer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about costumer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Cheerful Fun Costumer Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good costumer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A n**... man arrives at a costume party with a g**... his back.

"I'm a turtle", he says.
"Oh... who's on your back?"
"That's Michelle", he replies.

Anyone need a s**... costume for Halloween?

Just dress up as one of my professors, they barely cover anything

A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.

His friends see him and say, Hey man, what are you supposed to be?
He replies, Oh, I'm dressed as a turtle.
His friends respond, A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who's that woman on your back?
The man replies, Oh that's just Michelle.

A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party.

He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover

Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he's dressed up as and he responds I'm a snail!

That's M'shell on my back

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about costumer can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of costumer puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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