The Best 5 Costumer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Costumer jokes. There are some costumer theatre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these costumer tuxedos puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Costumer Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar ...

And proceeds to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sure, that'll be 25 cents please". The man almost spits out his beer in shock.

"Wow, 25 cents! I'll get some chicken wings too!"

The bartender replies, "That'll be 30 cents!"

"Where is the owner", asks the man, "I want to shake his hand!"

"Upstairs with my sister", replies the barkeep.

"Huh, why?", asks the confused costumer.

"He's doing to her, what I'm doing to his bar."

Meanwhile in Philippines

Meanwhile in Philippines, a local barber in my area got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his costumer for years, I didn't know he was a barber.

Once I was a rope salesman

A costumer complained that I hadn't given him enough. I had, but I cut him some slack.

Costumer to the waiter: "A compliment to the chef!"

Waiter back at kitchen: "You are beautiful, Harold!"

Salesman: "So would you like to buy them or not?"

Costumer: "Hm...I don't like the color. Do you also have them in blue?"
Salesman: "You don't buy Bananas a lot, do you?"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the costumer order jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working costumer mcsteak piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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