Costume Party Jokes

95 costume party jokes and hilarious costume party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about costume party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Costume Party Jokes

Short costume party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The costume party humour may include short costume jokes also.

  1. A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
  2. Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he's dressed up as and he responds I'm a snail! That's M'shell on my back
  3. I invited my buddy to a costume party and he said he was going as his dad He didn't show up
  4. My gay friend's had an 80's themes costume party. I came dressed up as AIDS. Nobody really knew what I was at the start of the party, but by the end, everybody got it.
  5. I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp The host asked me: What are you?
    Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
    Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
    Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
  6. Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?" "I'll be Bach"
  7. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party? "I'll be Bach"
  8. My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him.
  9. At a Halloween party A: What are you dressed as?
    B: I'm a harp.
    A: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
    B: Are you calling me a lyre?
  10. I went to a costume party Host: What are you supposed to be?
    Me: I'm a harp!
    Host: No Way! Your costume is way to small to be a harp.
    Me: Are you calling my a lyre????

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Costume Party One Liners

Which costume party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with costume party? I can suggest the ones about halloween costume and party wear.

  1. Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
    A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.
  2. What do you call a Golden retriever at a costume party? A Golden deceiver
  3. [Halloween party] Me: Nice costume! What are you?
    Basic Girl: I am DECEASED!
  4. Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
    A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.
  5. I'm going to a costume party as jesus. What are some good jesus party quotes I can use?
  6. Yesterday I went to a costume party as a p**... ejection I just came in my pants
  7. I planned to go to the costume party as a e**...... ... but I couldn't quite pull it off.
  8. TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... costume party Oops wrong sub

Costume Party Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about costume party you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fancy dress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make costume party prank.

Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"

An older man walks into a bar...

...wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

The Costume Party

The local pub once held a costume party. The bartender announced to the patrons that they must all come dressed up as their "love life". Sure enough, the day of the party arrives and the bartender spots some old g**... dressed as Abraham Lincoln. He says "Oi, mate. You were supposed to come dressed up as your love life!"
With a shrug and a sly grin the other man says "Oh, I have. My four scores were seven years ago."

A man and a nun are sitting next to each other on the bus

The man looks at the nun and says " you know, I have never kissed a nun before" the nun says no. She is a nun and is married to the church, but after much pestering from the man the nun finally breaks. " I will kiss you but only if you are not married." The man says he is single and then begins to kiss the nun passionately. Ten minutes after they are done kissing the man feels very guilty. "I wasn't honest to you. I'm actually married with four kids at home. Please forgive me nun" the nun replys"that's ok. I'm on my way to a costume party and my name is Kevin."

Last Halloween

Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I spot a guy dressed in a monkey costume with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other. I asked him what he was dressed as, and he replied, "Me? I am a Reese's Monkey."

Bruce Willis, arnold schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party

and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".

A joke from my great uncle

A nun is walking through the city and hails a taxi cab. The nun gets in a cab, and after a few minutes the cabbie says "It's been a while since I've passionately kissed a woman, would you be willing to kiss me, sister?" The nun asks "Are you single and catholic? If you are there shouldn't be a problem." The man says he is, and they intensely kiss for the next 10 minutes. Afterwards the cabbie starts to feel guilty and says "sister, I must confess I'm married and a Muslim." The nun says, "oh that's alright, my name is Troy and I'm going to a costume party."

Another costume

A guy goes into a costume shop.
He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."
She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"


On Halloween, a man shows up to his friend's costume party in the n**... carrying a woman on his back. His friend answers the door and shockingly asks, "what are you supposed to be?!"
The man says, "I'm a snail."
With an obvious look of disdain on his face, his friend asks, "well, who is she?"
The man answers, "Michelle."

Halloween costume...

Guy 1 at Halloween party: Hey look, Steve's wife dressed up like Wonder Woman.
Guy 2 at Halloween party: Yeah, it makes you wonder if she's a woman.

Obama goes to a Halloween party

Obama is invited to a Halloween costume party with other members of the government. He arrives completely n**... with a bare woman clinging to his back. He walks around and attracts the obvious attention and disgust of the other people in the party, until someone asks him what he's supposed to be dressed as.
"Why, I'm a snail!" he exclaimed with the woman still attached to his back.
"Oh yeah," one man responds "who's that woman on your back?"
"Her? She's not just any woman. She's Michelle!"

Mark and his friend Michelle

go to a costume party. When they show up Michelle is clinging to Mark's back. Someone greets them and asks what they're supposed to be. Mark says that he's a snail. The other guy asks "who's on your back?" Mark replies "Michelle"

Halloween Joke

This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he's just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders.
The host says to him, Dude, this is a Halloween party! You're supposed to be wearing a costume?
The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I'm a snail!
You're a snail?
Yeah, I'm a snail, says the guy. Then he points to his girlfriend and says, This is Michelle.

Why weren't you at the Halloween party?

My costume was a black father so I couldn't be there.

The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians.

"I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.
"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.
"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

LPT: If you're considering trying b**... with your SO, don't start at a costume party.

Oops wrong sub

I once met Bruce Willis

I once met Bruce Willis at a fancy dress party. He was wearing a really shabby looking nun outfit. I was told that he'd worn the same costume to every fancy dress party he'd attended for years. I suppose old habits die hard.

Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves...

... Clinton and Trump are furious.

My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party.

He's upstairs with the s**... girl wearing the Courtney Love costume.
In the addict.

I was ridiculed by some miscreants at the Halloween party for my Helium atom costume,..

... but I was too noble to react to such petty volatile elements.

A n**... man is walking down the street with a woman on his back...

A guy on the other side of the street yells at him "Hey! What are you doing!?"
The n**... man replies, "Don't get all upset. I'm headed to a costume party!"
"As what?" asks the guy.
"As a tortoise! Can't you tell?"
"Well, what's the woman doing on your back?"
"Oh that's just Michelle."

I keep buying cheap nun costumes for fancy dress parties!

I need to stop, my friends keep telling me it's a really bad habit

A man is walking around a costume party dressed in green with a woman on his shoulder

When asked what he was he said he was a tortoise. Then when asked about the woman he replied "she's Michelle".

A man is invited to a costume party...

where the theme is to come as something or someone that represents your s**... life. After thinking a little, he finally comes up with the perfect costume!
As he enters the party, the host comes up to ask him about his costume.
"I'm curious, how does Abraham Lincoln represent your s**... life?"
"Easy," he replies. "My last four scores were seven years ago!"

A woman walks into a costume party, dressed as a turtle.

As part of the costume, another woman was painted green ND attached to her back.
At the party, someone asked the woman "Who's that on you're back?"
To which they responded "That's Michelle".

I went to a local costume party in nothing but my pants

My friend asked, "what are you supposed to be?"
I said, "I don't know, I just came in my pants"

Need your best space pun for a space-themed costume party

I'm gonna attempt to convert the best pun into a costume lol

A n**... lady enters the costume party behind the turtle

She has nothing but a monkey covering her p**... area.
The host takes one puzzled look.
"Alright, I give up. Judging by what I asked the turtle, I may regret asking this, but what are you supposed to be?"
"I'm an Italian boy!"
"What's with the monkey?"
"That'sa not a monkey! That's a macaque!"

Went to a costume party last night

The host asked what I was supposed to be, so I told him I dressed up as a harp. "But your costume is too small to be a harp," he said.
"Are you calling me a lyre?"

Costume party

Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre

A man walks into a costume party.

Host: What are you?
Man: A harp.
Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp...
Man: Are you calling me a lyre, sir?

Joe and his friends went to the costume party...

Joe and his friends went to the costume party and were really enjoying themselves.
Then a woman came in. She was wearing nothing at all, but was body-painted in white from head to toes.
The guys struggled to guess what that meant but after few drinks Joe gathered courage and went to ask.
"Excuse me, madam, we were wondering what are you dressed up as? Can you please tell us?"
The woman spreads her legs and says:
"Tooth decay, silly!"

What's the Republican Party's favorite Halloween costume?

A ghost! They like it so much they wear it year round.

A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.

His friends see him and say, Hey man, what are you supposed to be?
He replies, Oh, I'm dressed as a turtle.
His friends respond, A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who's that woman on your back?
The man replies, Oh that's just Michelle.

How did the Christian support group warn Chris Tucker about the hazardous weather conditions as he drove to the 'Die Hard' costume party?

'Slippy Highway, Brother Tucker'

A man walks into a costume party

Wearing nothing but underwear, and with a girl wrapped to his back with silver tape.
A friend of his welcomes him and asks "So... What are you dressed as?"
"I'm a turtle", answers the guy.
"And who is this on your back?"
"Oh, that's just Michelle."
(Probably a repost, I know, but the joke is just too good)

So i went to a costume party...

People asked why i didn't dress up, i said i was pretending to be Okay.

I tried dressing up as the plane that c**... into the twin towers for the office costume party

It didn't land too well

I'm so ugly...

... I went to a Halloween party without a costume and one of the partygoers came up to me and asked, "What are you supposed to be?"

I went to a fancy dress party...

A girl approached me and asked 'what are you meant to be?'
I said 'a harp'
She replied 'your costume is too small to be a harp'
I said 'are you calling me a lyre?'

A Pornstar went to a Halloween party with no costume

He won best dressed for his portrayal of a tripod

I went to a fancy dress party in a massive ice cube costume.

There were so many bodies there that I almost had a meltdown.

Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party

apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'

I went to a costume party yesterday dressed as a mushroom.

It was great, the people there thought I was a real fun guy.

Last weekend I was accused of being dyslexic at a party...

I think they were just jealous of my goat costume, because nobody else put in *any* effort. For some reason they all decided to just wear bed sheets to the goat party.

At your next helloween party expect to see the typical costumes.

The s**... nurse, the s**... nun and the sexist judge.

Senator Ted Cruz started debating someone at a costume party...

He was a lion at the costume party.

I was at a costume party, but had decided not to dress up

I told everyone I was a really, really, really, really, really, stealthy airplane.
I then proceeded to drop off their radar.

I told the wife that I didn't want to go to this 80's costume party with her.

But she remained adamant.

I went to a costume party and the host asked me, "What are you?" I replied, "A harp!" Puzzled, he said, "Your costume's too small to be a harp!"

"Are you calling me a lyre?!"

We accidentally showed up to a death metal costume party instead of a cultural costume party.

We came as Romans.

A husband and wife are getting ready for a costume party. Since they have nothing on hand to wear for the event, the husband suggests to his wife that she should put a lemon between her legs as he puts the potato between his. Confused, she asks what it's all about.

The husband says, "Honey, you be the sourpuss, and I'll be the dictator."

A guy arrives at a music-themed costume party and the host asks him what he is supposed to be. The guy happily shouts 'A harp'. The host pauses and then says 'I think that costume seems a little small to be a harp'.

The guy replies 'Are you calling me a lyre?'.

A nun gets into a cab

The cab driver sees her in the backseat and says "I have always had a fantasy about nuns."
She answers "you and everyone else! Are you a Catholic?"
Driver says yes, so she tells him to pull over.
She hops in the front seat and gives him the best b**... he ever had. She gets done and the cabbie feels guilty and says "You know sister, I have to confess. I am not really Catholic."
"That's fine. My name is Ralph and I am going to a costume party."

A MtF Trans woman goes to a Halloween costume party...

But she shows up in her regular clothes. The party goers ask "did you forget this was a costume party?"
She replies "Oh I remembered. I'm dressed as one of the X-Men."

At a costume party- Guy: What are you? Girl: I'm a Harp Guy: that looks a little big to be a harp.

Girl: Are you calling me a Lyre?

Did you hear about the dog who tried to dress up as a cat but got sick at a Halloween costume party?

He said he wasn't feline well.

A n**... man arrives at a costume party with a g**... his back.

"I'm a turtle", he says.
"Oh... who's on your back?"
"That's Michelle", he replies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he was going to attend the 18th century composer costume party.

He said, Yes, I'll be Bach .

So there's this one kid at a costume party and the host ask what he was dressed up as. The kid told him that he dressed up as a harp, and the host told him that his costume is too small to be a harp.

The kid then said, "Are you calling me a lyre?"

Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.

I'm kind of a big deal.

I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party.....

I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party, but my girlfriend thought it was too small. She called me a Lyre.

I went to an Animal Costume Party with my wife on my back

I knocked on the door and was immediately told I wasn't in costume.
I said that I was and when asked which animal I was I said,
I'm a turtle and on my back, that's Michelle

A Halloween costume idea

A nurse walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Are you coming to our big Halloween party?" the bartender asks. "Yes, I've already planned my costume. I'm going to come as a horrible monster made entirely out of blood," the nurse says. "I'm going to be a hemogoblin."

halloween joke

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They'd come to the party together dressed as the number ten," he tells the bartender. "That's when I knew, she was the one."

The Halloween costume

A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a werewolf," the guy replies. "How's that? You're not dressed up at all," the bartender says. "Well, it's not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?" the guy replies.

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