Costly Jokes

Following is our collection of painful puns and cheap one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Costly jokes for adults, dirty pricey jokes and clean wasteful dad gags for kids.

The Best Costly Puns

(NSFW) Why is donor sperm more costly than donor blood?

Because it's handmade.

Guy finds a magic lamp

He rubs it and out comes a genie granting him 3 wishes!
1st wish: I want a stable job
2nd wish: I want to be driving a costly vehicle
3rd wish: I want to be surrounded by ladies

Genie makes him a bus driver

COOL HUSBAND :D :P :)

Husband & wife went to Jerusalem. Wife died there.

Priest: "Sending her body home would cost you $10000.... but... burial here at this holy city would cost just $100".

Man:"........ I'll take the body home!!!"

Priest:" Why the costly option?"

Man: " Jesus was buried here and came alive on the 3rd day. I CAN'T TAKE THE RISK" !!!

The Physics department in a university submits a request for an expensive piece of equipment

The university president is not pleased. "You people in the Physics Department always ask for money. You always need costly technologies. Why can't you be more like the Mathematics department? All they need is paper, pens, and trash cans. Or even better, like the Philosophy department, they need only paper and pens."

Burial dilemma.

Husband & wife went to Jerusalem and the Wife died there.

Priest: "Sending her body home would cost you $5,000.... but... burial here at this holy city would cost just $100".

Man:"I'll take the body home!!!"

Priest:"Why the costly option? You must really love your wife a lot"

Man: "Nothing like that Father.. Just that Jesus was buried here and came alive on the 3rd day. Why take unnecessary risk!!!


she orders

*A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: Do you eat like this at your mom's place? The girl replies, No, my mother doesn't plan to sleep with me after the meal.'

Why was the mole's rental fee so costly?

Because he burrowed and never returned

It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat

Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?

My wife asked me to take her to a costly place for our anniversary

I took her to the gas station.

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