Costco Jokes

Funniest Costco Short Jokes

Short costco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The costco humour may include short checkout jokes also.

1. The cashier at Costco dared to ask me why I'm buying a giant tub of whiteout. Big mistake.
2. Even though it's a surplus store, I'm pretty proud of myself for going into Costco and purchasing only ONE item. A single package of 160 AA batteries.
3. Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries No bro, I'm just trying to pay for them, everyone's so violent these days.
4. Costco cashier - "You want a box for your groceries?" Me - "No, but I'll wrestle you for them"
5. What's a pirate's favorite gas station? ARRRR co!
   What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
   ARRRR by's!
   What's a pirate's favorite warehouse store?
   Costco.
   You can't beat those prices.
6. When you throw away your receipt before leaving Costco You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave
7. Hillary Clinton is scheduled for a book signing in Brookfield, CT at Costco Strange that she chose Costco, because Bill prefers BJ's
8. Why don't old people like shopping at Costco? Because anything they buy is likely to be a lifetime supply.
9. I get all of my condoms at Costco because when you go through them like I do... ... you need to get them at a place with a good return policy.
10. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Costco? I didn't need a membership for one of them.

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Costco One Liners

Which costco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with costco? I can suggest the ones about supermarket and retail.

1. Costco has a good deal on Condoms It's an anti-family pack.
2. Where do you find rappers in the middle of the day? Costco for all the free samples
3. To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue
4. Why do chickens love shopping at Costco? They prefer to buy things in bawk.
5. How did they land the U.S.S Enterpise at Costco? Kirk-Land
6. Costco is like my ex Cheap and giving free samples to everyone
7. What does costco and prostitutes have in common? They both do wholesale
8. Why is it so loud in Costco? Everything comes in high volumes.
9. Costco stock was down today more than $6 Nobody bought their shares in bulk.
10. I went to Costco and got a lot of food and parts of music. Samples are really big there.
11. Today at Costco... I bought a Kim Kardashian amount of toilet paper
12. I'm just going to run into Costco to buy a couple of things
13. What is a mathematicians favorite store? COStco
14. Had to point out the disaster that happened at Costco today.
15. A man takes his wife to Costco... ... she said she needed some polish remover.

Comical Costco Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about costco you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sears jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make costco pranks.