Costa Jokes

Following is our collection of vera puns and cruz one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Costa jokes for adults, dirty costly jokes and clean decalf dad gags for kids.

The Best Costa Puns

If England wins to Costa Rica, it could face Spain...

...at the airport.

So my dad has already spent +$300 on coffee this month.

That must have Costa lot.

I like my woman how I like my bananas

2 weeks old and shipped from Costa Rica

I bought a latte in Costa Coffee this morning, the lady serving said, "Sorry, we don't take fifty pound notes!"

So I had to give her two twenties and a ten.

You heard about the latest Coca-Cola acquisition?

That's going to Costa lot.


I wen't shopping with the wife today...

We nipped into Costa for a coffee, They've got an offer on, free coffee for anyone with a moustache for 'Movember'... Lucky cow I had to pay for mine!.

There is an abundance of barbados jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and costa puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sanchez witze you can hear about costa.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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