Cossacks Jokes

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An Aussie, an Englishman and a Cossack are in a plane.

They're going to France.

Latvian joke: Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?

Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers r**... her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

A Russian Cossack, an American Cowboy, and a Mexican Bandito are sitting on a ridge getting drunk at their camp.

After some merriment, the Cossack rises to his feet, throws his bottle of v**... into the air, pulls out his p**... and shoots it and says "Ah, we have too much of that in my country anyway." The Bandito looks at the bottle of tequila in his hand, then throws it, pulls his p**..., shoots it out of the air, and says "Ay, we have too much of that in *my* country." The Cowboy then stands up, shoves the Bandito off the edge of the ridge, and shoots him in the back as he falls. He then turns to the startled Cossack and says...
"Sonuvabitch killed my father."

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