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Funniest Cosplayers Short Jokes

Short cosplayers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cosplayers humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.
  2. I think my father is doing a Half-life 3 cosplay. Because I haven't seen him in over 10 years now.
  3. [OC] Grandad was a Flash cosplayer back in his days Cause I have found some of his gray uniforms from the 1940's with thunder signs on it.
  4. I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
  5. Articles of Impeachment The selection of clothing a cosplayer uses to dress up like Princess Peach.
  6. Don't call the cops on someone dressed as Captain America. Apparently cosplay isn't considered Stolen Valor.
  7. I went to a meet up for people who cosplay as ghosts the other day. Not sure why they were burning crosses though.
  8. Why did the guy going to the gaming convention dress as a grasshopper? It was a locust cosplay.
  9. My Ex told me she likes conventions and older men... So I told her to date "Bill *Cosplay*"...
  10. Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?

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Cosplayers One Liners

Which cosplayers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cosplayers? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call cosplaying as a senior citizen? LAARP
  2. What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters? Ani-Kin
  3. Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said "I don't know who he is anymore!"
  4. Who is the most cosplayed character? Santa Claus
  5. What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)
  6. When looking up Nier: Automata cosplay I ask myself this one question 2B or not 2B
  7. What is Cosplay? Having a drink with Bill Cosby.
  8. What did the sentient dollar cosplaying as Leia's mother say? I Amidala
  9. Mother Teresa Cosplay It's a bad habit of mine
  10. What's the best cosplay for a leg amputee? Legolas
  11. Did you hear about the Hollywood cosplay of famous composers? Arnold was Bach
  12. What do you call a show about drugging people? A cosplay.
  13. - which cosplay suit women the most? - Kit-chan
  14. Russian kid What do you call a Russian kid who cosplays?
    A cosmonaut
  15. What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)

Cosplayers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cosplayers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cosplayers pranks.

A man is going to comic con

He's just throwing around cosplay ideas with his wife, and then he exclaims, "Oh! I could be the Comedian from Watchmen!"
To which his wife replies, "Babe, you don't need to dress up to be a minuteman.."

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A Californian asks about upvoting Dwight Eisenhower cosplays and similar.

"Do you like like to like the likes of i**... look-a-likes?"

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Recently, a bunch of people have developed a f**... for letting their romantic partner intentionally spike their drink with roofies.

They call it Cos-play.

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What do you call s**... with a woman while she's sleeping?

Cosplay.

How can Homestuck Cosplayers teach us about diseases?

Assume a Homestuck cosplayer walks into a con, wearing body paint.
By the end of the con, everyone will walk out with that body paint on them in some way.

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My friends and I did a Battlestar Galactica cosplay for Comicon, but my costume s**...

I looked like Edward James Almost

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Why don't cosplayers make awesome costumes for their kids for Halloween?

Because they are virgins

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Why can't b**... cosplay as Harley Quinn

Because then they would be African Ameriquinn

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I don't get Cosplay.

Why does everyone wanna dress like a guy r**... all those women?