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A Cosmopolitan magazine poll revealed that 29% of women have never m**....

Meanwhile, 29% of men m**... just reading about the poll.

Taxidermist walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"
"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"
"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"

I was a bit paranoid about my s**... prowess after catching my wife filling in a Cosmopolitan questionnaire -

"Is Your Man Bad In Bed?".
"It's just something to do when I'm bored" she protested.
"That's a relief," I replied, as I carried on thrusting.

What do you get when you add roofies to a cosmopolitan?

A Cosbypolitan

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