The Best 9 Cosmonauts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cosmonauts jokes. There are some cosmonauts khrushchev jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cosmonauts astronaut puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cosmonauts Jokes and Puns

Why do all Russian Cosmonauts only drink black coffee?

Because in space, no one here use cream.

What comes up but never comes down?

Russian Cosmonauts

What's the difference between an astronaut and a cosmonaut?

Astronauts take it slow, cosmonauts are always rushin'

Cosmonauts joke, What's the difference between an astronaut and a cosmonaut?

Why were cosmonauts on the Russian space station always bumping into things?

Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.

Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon?

In case they didn't want to come back.


A couple of cosmonauts were heading to the moon when the unexpectedly turned around

Turns out the moon was full

Communist Russia wins the space race

Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first country to land people on the Moon?
Ivan: It was our mother Russia, Comrade!
Teacher: Very good, Ivan! And what did the first Russian cosmonauts find on the Moon?
Ivan: The American flag, Comrade!

Cosmonauts joke, Communist Russia wins the space race

Why Soviets never went to the moon?

They were afraid the cosmonauts wouldn't want to come back.

Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station...

... because they always involve Mir puns.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cosmonauts moon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cosmonauts soviet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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