Cosmo Jokes
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A Cosmopolitan magazine poll revealed that 29% of women have never m**....
Meanwhile, 29% of men m**... just reading about the poll.
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A cosmonaut c**... lands
A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft c**... lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is really bandaged from head to foot and sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yerster dye."
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I bought a Cosmo magazine that said "Best s**... Ever!"
All I got was a bunch of papercuts.
Why were cosmonauts on the Russian space station always bumping into things?
Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry.
She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.
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Cosmological loser
n. A person who is a waste of both space and time. .
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