Cosmic Jokes
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Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.
Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.
When you think about time on the cosmic scale, an infinitely expanding past and future...
60 seconds seems pretty minute.
How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
The flag planted on the moon is now completely white, since it has been bleached by decades of cosmic radiation...
The US should replace the flag sometime soon, we don't want people to think the French were the first to complete a lunar landing!
How many existancialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to change the light bulb and one who observes how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in another world of cosmic nothingness.
The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago.
It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
Why did the cosmic horror cancel its cable service?
It switched to CtHulu.
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