Cosmic Jokes

Following is our collection of intergalactic puns and solar one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cosmic jokes for adults, dirty saturn jokes and clean comets dad gags for kids.

The Best Cosmic Puns

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

The flag planted on the moon is now completely white, since it has been bleached by decades of cosmic radiation...

The US should replace the flag sometime soon, we don't want people to think the French were the first to complete a lunar landing!

How many existancialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

One to change the light bulb and one who observes how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in another world of cosmic nothingness.

Why did the cosmic horror cancel its cable service?

It switched to CtHulu.


The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago.

It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.

There is an abundance of celestial jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and cosmic puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any spacecraft witze you can hear about cosmic.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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