Cosmic Jokes
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When you think about time on the cosmic scale, an infinitely expanding past and future...
60 seconds seems pretty minute.
How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago.
It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
Why did the cosmic horror cancel its cable service?
It switched to CtHulu.
What do you call a cosmic skin condition?
Star Warts
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip...
and in the middle of the night, Sherlock nudges Watson awake. He says "Watson, look up, and tell me what you see."
Watson says "well, I see the stars, and that makes me think about our place in the universe. In the face of such cosmic vastness, aren't we really just insignificant? And what of life on other planets? In all the universe, ours can surely not be the only planet to support living beings. Perhaps one day we shall be able to reach the stars and find out for ourselves. Why do you ask, Sherlock? What do you think of when you look up?"
Sherlock replies: "somebody stole our tent".
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