Cosmetology Jokes

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The Best Cosmetology Puns

A friend of mine is going to cosmetology school...

I told her all the tests will be make-up exams.

If you miss a day in cosmetology school...

Do you have to do a make-up test?

I was going to major in cosmetology..

..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots.

My cousin was late for her cosmetology test.

She had to take a makeup exam.

I missed the first day of cosmetology school...

I had to take a makeup class.


What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

A cosmetology student had to retake her final exam...

It was a makeup makeup test.

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