The Best 8 Cosmetology Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cosmetology jokes. There are some cosmetology astronomy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cosmetology marx puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cosmetology Jokes and Puns

A friend of mine is going to cosmetology school...

I told her all the tests will be make-up exams.

If you miss a day in cosmetology school...

Do you have to do a make-up test?

If a class going to cosmetology school can't make it because of a snow storm…

Do they have a make up day?

I was going to major in cosmetology..

..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots.

My cousin was late for her cosmetology test.

She had to take a makeup exam.


I missed the first day of cosmetology school...

I had to take a makeup class.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

A cosmetology student had to retake her final exam...

It was a makeup makeup test.

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