Following is our collection of **funny Cosine jokes**. There are some cosine sinusoidal jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **cosine cos puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

As I got older I realized it was just a phase

They both go down after pi

But I'm sure it's just a phase.

He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. Β He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.

He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...

and then he got cot.

But it was just a phase

Cosine

Thank god I had someone to cosine

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is missionary. After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."

He needed somebody to cosine.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

You can explore cosine integrals reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cosine calculate dad jokes. There are also cosine puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What sound does a horse make while walking?

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'd both be tanned".

Me: I can't remember how to calculate sine

Friend: ah

Me: No that's cosine

Friend: oh

Me: Right, thanks!

He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it's a negative sine.

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

Cos you're acute angle.

Because they could only.... cosine

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

sin or cosine?

One to sine and the other to cosine.

Cos(play)

Went to the beach and got a Tan. When they went back home, it took a Sec to find they needed a Cot.

Cosine.

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

3-10 Years

No one else knew how to cosine

She wanted to be tangent

One / secant.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cosine radian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cosine trigonometric piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.