Cosby Jokes

Funniest Cosby Short Jokes

Short cosby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cosby humour may include short jello jokes also.

1. Bill Cosby enters in a bar ... ... i don't know what happens next because I suddenly woke up in a motel's room.
2. What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword? One's a little rapier...
3. Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent.
4. This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.
5. Bill Cosby's lawyer fell asleep during testimony... Apparently he and Bill had a lunch date earlier.
6. Why is Bill Cosby like the The wizard of oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
7. A lot of comedians these days have a major issue with 'woke' people Bill Cosby, for instance...
8. What do Winds of Winter, Elder Scrolls 6, and Starfield all have in common? Bill Cosby was released before they were.
9. Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold.
10. It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks. The proof is in the pudding.

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Cosby One Liners

Which cosby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cosby? I can suggest the ones about pudding and bill cosby.

1. Cardi B and bill Cosby walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest.
2. Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things
3. My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep.
4. How does a girl greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you"
5. What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.
6. What is Bill Cosby's favorite movie? Sleeping Beauty.
7. My Bill Cosby impression isn't that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.
8. What kind of doctor was Dr. Huxtable on the Cosby Show? Anesthesiologist
9. What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink
10. Why does bill Cosby like fliers Because their passed out
11. What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill
12. What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
13. How does Bill Cosby greet his date? Good night.
14. What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember
15. So Bill Cosby gets off. This time without barbiturates.

Bill Cosby Jokes

Here is a list of funny bill cosby jokes and even better bill cosby puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bill Cosby University of Michigan is pleased to announce a gift from the Cosby family for the new school to be names in his honor.
  The Sleep Studies Center for women.
• What does Bill Cosby and a dentist have in common? They knock you out before they drill your cavity.
• If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. — Bill Cosby
• Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
• Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out
• Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby? No?
  Add another one to the list!
• Top 5 highest Paid Black Actors 1. Terry Crews $800,000,000
  2. Bill Cosby $400,000,000
  3. Will Smith $350,000,000
  4. Robert Downey Jr $300,000,000
  5. Denzel Washington $280,000,000
• Bill Cosby and a surgeon have a lot in common For example, they both want the person that they are inside to be unconscious
• Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares.
• Jello fired Bill Cosby. They said he was off-pudding.

Bill Cosby Jello Jokes

Here is a list of funny bill cosby jello jokes and even better bill cosby jello puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
• What is Bill Cosby's favourite Jello flavor? Grape
• What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby.
• Bill Cosby's drink of choice used on victims... The jello shot.
• What did Bill Cosby say when he called from jail? Jell-O from the other side!
• How Do Bill Cosby's Ex-Girlfriends Spell Jell-O? J, E, L, L, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
• Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!
• Did you hear about the Bill Cosby drink? The Cosby.....Its a jello shot with an ambien in it
• "I like my food like I like my women…" Bill Cosby explaining why he likes Jell-O
• Jello Puddin Pops Looks like Janice Dickerson had her puddin popped by Bill Cosby.

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