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Cardi B and Bill Cosby walk into a bar...

I don't remember the rest.

Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer?

The proof is in the pudding

Want to hear a Cosby joke?

Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent.

Cosby joke, Want to hear a Cosby joke?

I heard Bill Cosby made a sex tape....

Twice as strong as duct tape.

Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus

He comes while you're asleep.


What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Dahmer?

Jeremy Renner hasn't played Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby is going to have a new show

Women Say the Darndest Things

Cosby joke, Bill Cosby is going to have a new show

How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus?

They both come when you are sleeping

What's the difference between Gwyneth Paltrow and Bill Cosby?

One has conscious uncouplings while the other has unconscious couplings.

I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty...

turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby walks into a bar

The rest is a blur!

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You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico?

Don't drink the water.

Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby?

No?

Add another one to the list!

Your momma is so ugly....

Bill Cosby gave her coffee.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex.

Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby

Cosby joke, A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex.

He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake

A date with Bill Cosby

I asked Bill Cosby if I could dress up as him for Halloween...

He said no, but I'm just going to do it anyway.

What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision?

Raped.


For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator

Then came Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares.

How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar

They both only come when your sleeping

Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault

I guess the proof was in the pudding

Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding...

...passed out cold.

"I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings...

...paralyzed and unable to talk." - Bill Cosby

I'll see myself out.

The answer is "preludes"

Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar...

They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was in a bar and he accidentally slipped a pill into one of those drinks you light on fire and then the bartender lit it on fire?

The roof', the roof', the roofies on fire!

While the Lord God put Adam to sleep to remove one rib

Bill Cosby put Eve to sleep to add twelve ribs

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink

I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person.

I don't remember much after that.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars...

Blacked out

Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie

He was gonna play Sandman.

Why do I watch the Cosby show?

I enjoy dark humour.

Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke.

Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University,

this time is was Anesthesiology.

This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby.

When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.

Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby

he made her espresso.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

β€” Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby

Ask your friend "Would you have sex with Bill Cosby." hopefully your friend says no then you respond with "Too bad you don't have a choice."

It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks.

The proof is in the pudding.

Which 3 US bills have to do with sexual harassment of women?

Bill Cosby
Bill O'reilly
Bill Clinton

What does bill Cosby and Santa have in common?

They both only come when you're sleeping

What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?

They don't come until you're asleep.

Bill Cosby is having a party to celebrate his hung jury.

There will be free drinks for all the ladies.

What would you call a Cosby sex tape?

Evidence

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword?

One's a little rapier...

I suspected my wife cheated on me at a Bill Cosby's house party last night...

"No, I didn't have sex with Bill Cosby"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure I'd remember having sex with Bill Cosby!"

Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar

Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."

Why is Bill Cosby so good at Fantasy drafts?

He always nails the sleepers

Garrison Keillor is twice the entertainer that Bill Cosby is.

Keillor even puts the men to sleep.

Bill Cosby was one of the greatest boxers...

He got 20 ko's and didn't even fight!

If Bill Cosby was one of the seven dwarfs which one would he be?

Dopey

How is Santa Clause like Bill Cosby? (NSFW)

If you're awake, they aren't coming.

My Bill Cosby impression isn't that entertaining.

It puts everyone to sleep.

Sex with Bill Cosby is like watching Ghost Dad.

You'll fall asleep two minutes in, and won't want to admit it happened for the next 30 years.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and The Cosby Show?

On the Cosby Show, he was both the doctor and the monster.

A New Prison Band coming soon....

Cosby, Pills and Smash

After his recent conviction for rape, two schools stripped their honorary PhD's from Bill Cosby...

It's ok though, Michigan State just gave him another one.

Why does Bill Cosby cry during sex?

Pepper spray.

If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant...

Is it Alien Vs Predator?

How does Bill Cosby greet his date?

Good night.

How does a girl greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date?

"Nice to meet you"

Jello fired Bill Cosby.

They said he was off-pudding.

Roseanne and Bill Cosby have at least one thing in common.

They can both blame the sleeping pills.

What do Bill Cosby and a burglar have in common?

They both wait until you're asleep, then come in the backdoor.

Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy?

The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

Some people are suggesting that Bill Cosby should have his honourary doctorate taken away.

But the man successfully anesthetized over 50 women, countless times. If anything he has done more to earn the title doctor" than ever before.

What cologne does Bill Cosby wear?

Chloroform

Sometimes my girlfriend takes her sleeping pill, passes out and initiates sex.

We call it the reverse Cosby.

What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both explored the unconscious.

Audiences used to love him,

but now Bill Cosby puts people to sleep.

Bill Cosby on a date: "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable..."

…like a coma.

If Bill Cosby is America's dad...

Does that make him Canada's creepy uncle?

Apparently Bill Cosby is getting pudding with his first meal in prison.

Good! He's finally receiving his just desserts.

Bill Cosby may have been convicted, sentenced to prison, and end up bankrupt...

But at least he'll always have a roofie over his head.

Super stoked for the new Cosby Show spin-off...

Pudding it in Cosby.

What do you call a preponderance of evidence that your drink has been laced?

Probable Cosby.

Bill Cosby and a surgeon have a lot in common

For example, they both want the person that they are inside to be unconscious

I wish Bill Cosby was president

It would really help me sleep at night

What does Bill Cosby and a dentist have in common?

They knock you out before they drill your cavity.

I went to meet Bill Cosby and Clark Gable for a drink...

I forget the rest of the story...

Bill Cosby and Cardi B. walk into a bar.

Everyone hides their drinks.

Bill Cosby would have been totally cleared..

had he run for President

I used to like Bill Cosby

Until I sat on his lap

The proof is in the pudding.

So THAT'S why Cosby was pushing it so hard!!

What do you call a radio broadcast that'll knock you out in minutes?

The Cosby show

A lot of comedians these days have a major issue with 'woke' people

Bill Cosby, for instance...

How is Bill Cosby like Santa Claus?

Neither will come unless you're asleep

In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle

Alien vs. Predator.

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