Cos Sin Jokes
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Funniest Cos Sin Short Jokes
Short cos sin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cos sin humour may include short sin cos tan jokes also.
- sin and cos are lying down next to each other on the beach when all of a sudden sin jumps on top of cos. cos shouts "what are you doing?" sin replies, "im trying to get tan."
- Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.
Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos. - Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.
- Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
- Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan.
Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin.
Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos. - A lot of people think a world without sin would be perfect But there's only so much you can solve with cos and tan
- What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long? They both became tanned gents!
- Why Don't Mathematicians Go to the Beach? Because all they need are sin and cos to get a tan.
- My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry. She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.
- My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, "just change the sine."
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Cos Sin One Liners
Which cos sin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cos sin? I can suggest the ones about sine cosine and cosine.
- My maths teacher never goes outside I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan
- If Jesus Christ died for our sins... then who died for our cos and tans?
- Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
- Mathematical joke - Why did Sin go to the beach? Cos he wanted a Tan
- If Jesus died for our sins... Who died for cos and tan?
- Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin
- Why was sin lying on top of cos at the beach? They were tanning.
- Why was sin afraid of tan? Just cos.
- Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin
- I asked my religious friend why he doesn't like math He replied "cos it's a sin"
- Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin
- Hey girl, are you an angle? Cos I'm sinning to know you.
- Is it a sin to make math jokes? Cos if so, tan I'm sorry.
- Why does God hate Trig? Cos it's a Sin
- sin asked "cos" what should they do tonight "tan" or "cot"?
Cos Sin Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about cos sin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cos sin pranks.
When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan...
...He goes under the sin.
Why couldn't the trig professor teach the deaf kid?
Cos sec sin!
Alternatively: cosecant sine
Thanks /u/mephysteaux
I came up with this while studying, I should probably keep doing that.
A mathematician goes to a confession booth...
He says to the priest: 'Father, I have a sin to confess'
The priest says: 'Don't worry, tell me and the lord will see if he can forgive you'
The mathematician says: 'I used the opposite side instead of the adjacent to calculate cos.'
During your life make sure ||i||*||i||*cos(theta) and ||t||*||t||*sin(theta).
Why did the sunbather commit a sin?
Sin is the cos of tan
Why did i devide SIN by TAN?
Just COS
Christ died to absolve us of sin...
Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan.
Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?
Cos sin tan
(Because suntan)
Our maths teacher told us that sin(x) is equal to x+x³ /3!+.... Someone asked how its derived.
cos(x)
Why did the math book love Ace of Base?
`cos` it saw the `sin`.
If God was a mathematician
God: Homosexuality is a sin!
Human: But why?
God: Cos
Why is it difficult to find Sin and Tan?
Just Cos.
why do i make infinite squiggly lines?
cos i can. it would be a sin not to.
Being a trigonometry teacher has it's pros and cons....
You may live in sin, but that's all cos you get rich, have a nice life and you can even get an awesome tan.
If s**... before marriage is a sin...
is s**... after marriage cos or tan?
M∆tπ joke
Apparently the longer mathematicians stay in the sun, the more violent they get.
They sin cos tan.
What's a contract's favorite mathematical function?
Sin and Cos
I don't understand what the church has against trigonometry.
And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.
s**... is a sin...
But from the other side its cos I said so.
A friend of mine said he was really surprised at how much we've discovered about trigonometric functions.
Well we've had a lot of time to study them, I responded, Cos' they're older tan sin.
Im still trying to convince him I'm telling the truth, cos e can't believe how long they've been around.
Why didn't sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos
What was the joke sin used that won over cos?
I'm trying to remember it, just give me a sec.
A mathematician spent his whole life trying to triangulate the location of h**....
He finally did cos sin.
A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos.
A thief steals trigonometric functions sin and cos, the police are now after him, he goes to a beach and digs up some mud, he first puts sin over cos but he doesn't want tan so he puts cos over sin and gets cot by police.