Cos Jokes
132 cos jokes and hilarious cos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cos Short Jokes
Short cos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cos humour may include short equation jokes also.
- sin and cos are lying down next to each other on the beach when all of a sudden sin jumps on top of cos. cos shouts "what are you doing?" sin replies, "im trying to get tan."
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? 'Cos he's a fungi!
Why didn't he get in?
There wasn't mushroom! - Why was there a Covid-19 outbreak on the Death Star? 'Cos the Stormtroopers missed their shots.
- A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines.
- Why is Bill Cosby like the The wizard of oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
- Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.
- My wife left me because of my obsession with cowboys But that's ok cos this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
- Billy Billy was a chemist's son/
But now he is no more/
'Cos what he thought was H20/
Was H2So4. - A lot of people think a world without sin would be perfect But there's only so much you can solve with cos and tan
- A policeman pulls over a car... for speeding. The policeman asks the men at the wheel, "Do you know what I'm stopping you for?" and the man at the wheel responds, "Just cos I'm Russian, eh?"
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Cos One Liners
Which cos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cos? I can suggest the ones about hypotenuse and romaine.
- Why is 0 = 1? cos 0 = 1
- My maths teacher never goes outside I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan
- If Jesus Christ died for our sins... then who died for our cos and tans?
- Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
- Mathematical joke - Why did Sin go to the beach? Cos he wanted a Tan
- What kind of bees make you sleepy? Cos-bees
- Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card? . .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart
- What did Sine and Cos say to each other? Nothing; They just waved.
- What type of EMTs will touch up your makeup on the way to the hospital? Cos-medics
- Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin
- Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul!
Thank you very much. - What is the equation for break up? y = cos x is irrational
- Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos.
- Why was sin afraid of tan? Just cos.
- Why did the mathematician lie adjacent to the hippopotamus? Cos
Cos Sin Jokes
Here is a list of funny cos sin jokes and even better cos sin puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin
- I asked my religious friend why he doesn't like math He replied "cos it's a sin"
- Why can't you tan on a rainy day? Cos it's a sin
- Hey girl, are you an angle? Cos I'm sinning to know you.
- What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long? They both became tanned gents!
- Is it a sin to make math jokes? Cos if so, tan I'm sorry.
- Why does God hate Trig? Cos it's a Sin
- Why Don't Mathematicians Go to the Beach? Because all they need are sin and cos to get a tan.
- My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry. She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.
- My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, "just change the sine."
Sin Cos Tan Jokes
Here is a list of funny sin cos tan jokes and even better sin cos tan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- sin asked "cos" what should they do tonight "tan" or "cot"?
- Why is it difficult to find Sin and Tan? Just Cos.
- Why didn't sin and tan go to the party? Just cos
- Being a trigonometry teacher has it's pros and cons.... You may live in sin, but that's all cos you get rich, have a nice life and you can even get an awesome tan.
- Christ died to absolve us of sin... Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan.
- When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin.
- Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon? Cos sin tan
(Because suntan) - Why did the sunbather commit a sin? Sin is the cos of tan
Heartwarming Cos Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about cos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lettuce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cos pranks.
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week," she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you," the wife replies, "he died last week." The day after he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Cos" He replies laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
ANOTHER nun sat outside a bar in Ireland...
Sipping from a bottle of whiskey, and quite inebriated, when the local Gard walks past.
"Sister Mary", he asks "what in God's name are you doing?!"
"Not to worry, sergeant. I'm trying to *hic* cure the Mother Superior's constipation."
"And how is you being in this state going to help the Mother Superior with her constipation exactly?!"
"Cos when she sees me like this", Sister Mary replied, "she'll be shittin a brick!"
Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.
One posh one says "I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth". The other posh one says "I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart". The chavvy one says "I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms".
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When I was a kid some guy said he slept with my mom last night. I told him he was a liar, cos I slept with my mom last night.
Looking back, I now realize what I said
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Tea makes everything great,even m**....
Cos without T,m**... is just meh.
Reddit rules say no jokes involving minors....
That's a shame cos I've got a great one about the coal mine I use to work in.
Shrove Tuesday
"Dad why is my brother called George?"
"Cos he was born on St George's day"
"Dad why is my brother called David?"
"Cos he was born on St David's day"
"Dad.."
"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."
Do you know why they called it TikTok?
Cos in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!
Flat mate saw me chopping furiously in the kitchen
He said "why are you cutting up rosemary so fast"? I said cos I've run outta thyme
Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?
Just cos.
Pick up line: Girl are you an oreo?
Cos I wanna open you up and lick all the good stuff inside
Why can you never watch a movie with your cat?
Cos they're always stepping on pause.
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I was in the car the other day with the Misses when she said to me " im sure the people in the car next to us are welsh" What makes you think that i said.
" well cos the kids in the back are writing "stit ruoy su wohs" on the window.........
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Hey baby, are you Britain?
Cos you're uncomfortably wet and can't decide if you want to be in or out
Why did pythagoras like math so much?
Just cos
Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?
Cos they're always pro-Bono
The boss is telling his workers a dumb joke...
...and every worker is laughing except one.
The boss asks that one worker:
"Why are you not laughing?"
"Cos I'm quitting today."
Why should you never, ever increase the frequency of a wave?
Cos it Hertz a wave's feelings
Why should you be wary of Ash Ketchum when you're taking a shower?
Cos he might have a sneaky Pikachu
Why isn't 0=1?
Cos 1≈0.54
Isn't that rad!
Call me an egg
Cos you guys are crackin' me up
lettuce jokes
thought I would make up some jokes about lettuce. Just cos
I thought that joke was as bad as the titanic which hit an iceburg
But clearly you guys thought it was a little gem
Unfortunately no more lettuce jokes Romaine
So I'm gonna leaf
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A mathematician spent his whole life trying to triangulate the location of h**....
He finally did cos sin.
BE CAREFUL IN SUPERMARKETS!!!
My wife and I went to grocery. Of course, we had face mask and goggles to be safe.
When we got there, wow, there are still too many people. Scary !
I decided, and I pulled my wife to go home cos we might even catch Covid there.
But, contradicting me, she wants to let go and doesn't want to go home!
Oh my goodness! I really dragged her back to the car.
In the car, she ignores me and is angry.
When we arrived home, when we remove face mask.
She is not my wife.
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s**... is a sin...
But from the other side its cos I said so.
The wrong x died...
... cos mine is still alive.
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Hey Girl, are you a newly opened e-mail account?
Cos I wanna spam up you inbox so hard I leave a t**... inside you.
What's a moroccan mathematician's favirote food?
Cos Cos
Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive?
Cos you're acute angle.
Why is the Democrat nominee for President so old?
cos he's been biden his time.
A guy had an eagle. One day it was sick. It puked everywhere and wouldn't stop. Worried, the guy called the vet. Instead of the vet, the cops came and took it away.
Cos it was Ill-eagle.
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If s**... before marriage is a sin...
is s**... after marriage cos or tan?
I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets
It'll cost me an arm and a leg.
(It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)
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Why do Christians hate g**.....?
Cos the last time a dude got nailed..
[SPOILER] Infinity War
Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?
Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.
why do i make infinite squiggly lines?
cos i can. it would be a sin not to.
You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees?
cos they cost a latte.
Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?
Cos the sine said so!
Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?
Cos 720 is 1
What was the joke sin used that won over cos?
I'm trying to remember it, just give me a sec.
Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary?
Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production.
Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?
Cos they're playas.
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Find a penny, pick it up,
And all day long you'll have good luck...
And good, cos you're really going to need a bit of luck now! You just picked up a filthy pavement penny during a pandemic and shoved it in your pocket!
Never annoy someone with bird puns...
Cos Toucan play that game
(Am I egging y'all on?)
I get it... I'll show myself the eggsit
Why did the mathematician lay adjacent to the hippopotamus?
Cos
Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain...
ill help myself out...
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Just found out men can have s**... at 88.....
which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after.
A friend of mine said he was really surprised at how much we've discovered about trigonometric functions.
Well we've had a lot of time to study them, I responded, Cos' they're older tan sin.
Im still trying to convince him I'm telling the truth, cos e can't believe how long they've been around.
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I don't understand what the church has against trigonometry.
And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.
Why did the derivative of the sine function cross the road?
Just cos
Did you know Harvey Dent's a big George Michael fan?
#cos he's got a half face - face - face#
