The Best 13 Corvette Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corvette jokes. There are some corvette bmw jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corvette chev puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corvette Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

The police vs the senior citizen

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp...h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

Best math teacher ever!

Mr. Johnson never makes us do any work, so all 25 of us are pitching in $6.17 to get him that cool new $50,000 Corvette he wants. Thanks Mr. Johnson!

Corvette joke, Best math teacher ever!

We have everything!

Two schoolboys are talking to each other. One of them says that after school ends, he'll have to go shopping with his parents, because they need to buy some things.

The other boy says: "And I don't, because now we have everything we need".

The first one asks him: "How do you know"?

He answers: "Because yesterday Dad came home in a Corvette convertible, and Mom said *"Goddamnit, Chris, that's the last thing we needed!"*

I saw my boss pull up in a brand new corvette

I said "wow that's a really nice car, boss!" He told me "thanks, and just remember you keep working hard every day and I'll be able to buy a second one!"

Why did the unvaccinated one year-old try to buy a Corvette?

Don't we all do that during a midlife crisis?

What is the definition of bitter sweet?

Your Mother in law driving off a cliff in your brand new Corvette.

Corvette joke, What is the definition of bitter sweet?

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

A snail decides to buy a car...

There's this snail. All his life, all he's ever wanted was a little red corvette, convertible, with a big black "S" painted on the hood. He saves and saves and finally buys his life-long dream. He pulls out of the dealership and his driving down the street, proud as can be. Two guys, waiting at a crosswalk, spot the snail in his new car, and one says to the other, "hey man, look at that S car go!!!"

So what would you call a veterinary doctor riding a Corvette in the rain?

A vet, in the wet, in the 'Vette.

What do sports cars wear to look thinner?

A Corvette

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How did the Corvette driver want to be buried?

Two inches lower.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of...

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead hookers?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage...

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