Coruscant Jokes

Following is our collection of surreal puns and microchips one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coruscant jokes for adults, dirty snack jokes and clean glisten dad gags for kids.

The Best Coruscant Puns

I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant

Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar

What did Darth Sidious eat for breakfast

A coruscant

What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?


There is an abundance of jedi jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and coruscant puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any tatooine witze you can hear about coruscant.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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