Cortana Jokes
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A man dies and goes to heaven
He sees Saint Peter, and starts to tell him a joke
"Masterchief and Cortana walk into a bar.."
Saint Peter cuts him off
"Is this about Halo?"
"Yeah"
"Don't bother, its just going to go over my head"
I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.
We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby
I find Siri, Cortana and Alexa really s**....
They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.
People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs
That's nonsense - what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?
I like my women how I like Cortana on Windows 10...
...Disabled.
My wife and I are expecting a baby, and we want to give it a unique name that no one would ever think to use.
We're leaning towards "Bixby" if it's a boy, and "Cortana" if it's a girl
What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
The same middle name.
(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
What word in the English dictionary, which word, unless spelled incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly
Incorectly.
>*(Source: Cortana)*
I broke up with Cortana because she was talking to other people.
Almost everyone with Windows 10. Odd preference but I'm devastated.
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