Cortana Jokes

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The Best Cortana Puns

A man dies and goes to heaven

He sees Saint Peter, and starts to tell him a joke
"Masterchief and Cortana walk into a bar.."
Saint Peter cuts him off
"Is this about Halo?"
"Yeah"
"Don't bother, its just going to go over my head"

I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

I find Siri, Cortana and Alexa really sexy.

They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.

People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs

That's nonsense - what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?

I like my women how I like Cortana on Windows 10...

...Disabled.


What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

My wife and I are expecting a baby, and we want to give it a unique name that no one would ever think to use.

We're leaning towards "Bixby" if it's a boy, and "Cortana" if it's a girl

What word in the English dictionary, which word, unless spelled incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly

Incorectly.

>*(Source: Cortana)*

I broke up with Cortana because she was talking to other people.

Almost everyone with Windows 10. Odd preference but I'm devastated.

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