The Best 9 Cortana Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cortana jokes. There are some cortana decaf jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cortana latte puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cortana Jokes and Puns

A man dies and goes to heaven

He sees Saint Peter, and starts to tell him a joke
"Masterchief and Cortana walk into a bar.."
Saint Peter cuts him off
"Is this about Halo?"
"Yeah"
"Don't bother, its just going to go over my head"

I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

I find Siri, Cortana and Alexa really sexy.

They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.

Cortana joke, I find Siri, Cortana and Alexa really sexy.

People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs

That's nonsense - what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?

I like my women how I like Cortana on Windows 10...

...Disabled.


What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

My wife and I are expecting a baby, and we want to give it a unique name that no one would ever think to use.

We're leaning towards "Bixby" if it's a boy, and "Cortana" if it's a girl

Cortana joke, My wife and I are expecting a baby, and we want to give it a unique name that no one would ever thin

What word in the English dictionary, which word, unless spelled incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly

Incorectly.

>*(Source: Cortana)*

I broke up with Cortana because she was talking to other people.

Almost everyone with Windows 10. Odd preference but I'm devastated.

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