Corsican Jokes

What are some Corsican jokes?

An old rich Corsican is about to die

According to the tradition, the most lazy son inherits all wealth
"Come here, Paul", morigan says
The eldest one comes to him
"Yes, father"
"Imagine you see 500 francs and the wind blows it away. What will you do?"
"I won't do nothing. Why should I tire if there's no need?"
"Good boy. Good boy"
"Come here, Michelle", tycoon tells the second one to come
"Yes,father"
"Imagine that a naked passionate woman want to embrace you. What will you do?
"I won't make a movement. I don't want to get exhausted if there's no need"
"Good boy, good boy"
Finally, dying corsican addresses the third son
"Come here, Fransisco"
"No, you come to me"
Sorry for grammar, English isn't my native language

Can Napoleon return to his place of birth?

Of Corsican.

Hey man, can you name the denonym for the people living on a French island in the Mediterranean?

Corsican!

Someone asked me the other day if I could tell them what you call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia.

"Corsican"

Someone asked me if I could tell them what nationality napoleon was?

I said Corsican

Can a Sicilian marry a Sardinian?

Yes, of Corsican!

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