The Best 4 Corset Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corset jokes. There are some corset herbivore jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corset robe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corset Jokes and Puns

I bought a trash compactor for my ex-wife

Or, as Victoria Secret calls it - a corset

Three ladies meet up for a drink

Three ladies meet up for a drink once a week.

The first lady says: "The other night, when my boyfriend got in from work, I surprised him. I was standing in the hallway, wearing these tall leather boots, a corset, long black silk gloves, and lots of makeup. I looked him in the eye and said 'Hello there, big boy.' He grabbed me, flung me to the floor and we made love right there and then and it was AMAZING."

Next week they meet up again.

The second lady says to the first one: "I took a tip from you. The other night my fiance came home from work, and I was standing in the bedroom wearing high heels, a tiny skirt, a see-through top and heavy makeup. I said 'Hello there. Big Boy.' and he flung me on the bed and it was unbelievable! He was like a wild animal!"

The third lady, married for ten years and seeing things get a bit stale in the bedroom, decides she needs a piece of the action.

She dresses up in thigh high leather boots, a tiny black skirt, a cleavage-tastic corset, long black gloves and she puts on the sluttiest makeup job in the history of slutty makeup jobs. She waits in the kitchen, thinking that when hubby gets home he may do something really sordid like make love to her right there on the kitchen table.

Sure enough, he comes home and walks into the kitchen.

She looks him in the eye and says: "Hello there. Big Boy."

He looks back at her and says: "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

Two middle aged men went to the gym for a workout.

As they undressed beforehand, the first man was stunned to see the second wearing a corset beneath his shirt.

"Since when have you started wearing that?" asked the first man.

The second man replied "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

I used to work as a corset make for about twenty years

But I had to give it up, the work was too constraining.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corset sleeveless jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working corset gown piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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