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What are the best Corruption puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Corruption? Well here is a complete list of Corruption to have fun with:

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

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Politican sees the scottish barber

A politician went to his Scottish barber and asked, "Cut the word 'yes' into my haircut in back so when I sleep they'll know my vote.".

A week later he comes back and asks, "What did you do? My wife stopped cheating, and I've now got a reputation for looking out for corruption."


Barber says, "Well ye do have an 'aye' in the back of yer head."

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Russian Yeltsin Joke

Here's one of those great old stale Russian jokes. Quick context; Yeltsin presided over the gutting and corruption of a lot of Russian government companies.

A man drives up to the Kremlin and parks his car outside. As he is getting out a policemen hurriedly flusters over and says "You can't park there! That's right under Yeltsin's window!"

The man looks perplexed for a second but then smiles and calmly replies:

"No need to worry officer, I made sure to lock the car"


I got it from a good book called Oilopoly, about Russia's oil and such things.

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For my cakeday, a joke for you Connecticut state residents out there.

What's the difference between Bridgeport, CT, and Gotham City?

One's a post-industrial urban hellhole ridden with violent crime, corruption, and murderous psychopaths, and the other's Gotham City!

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Which mosquito/masturbation limerick corruption is funnier?

There's a skeeter on my peter, so I masturbated.

There is a mosquito on my penis, so I masturbated.

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A clothier opened a business in Utah

He is selling exploding clip-on ties to mormons. I asked how is business?
He said prophets are blowing up.

Source:
This is a corruption of a joke from sexypandalord. Most mormons are fine upstanding people and i do not advocate violence against them. Except for Bill.

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Why is it so difficult to fight corruption in Russia?

Because it knows judo
:)

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Did you hear Russia was second-bottom on the World Corruption Index this year?

Yeah, it's terrible. I mean they were originally rock bottom, but they managed to come to an agreement with the compilers before anything was published.

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Anthony Kiedis on Gamergate

The Red Hot Chili Peppers front man was asked what he thought of Zoe Quinn and Gamergate scandal. He said, "you know I think there's a real double standard. So say an actress fucked a movie critic to get a good review, that's corruption. But if the same actress fucked the movie's producer to get the role in the first place, that's just Californication."

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CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best corruption jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty corruption gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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