Corrupt Jokes
57 corrupt jokes and hilarious corrupt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corrupt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh out loud with these corrupt jokes! From corrupt cop to the democratic administration, find out what the opposition is saying about these hilarious jokes.
Funniest Corrupt Short Jokes
Short corrupt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corrupt humour may include short crooked jokes also.
- Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Thank god I live in Canada
- I painted my computer black so it would run faster. Now it doesn't work.
Then I painted my computer white so it would work.
Now the whole system is corrupt. - When it comes to corruption in countries Nigeria takes first place and Pakistan comes in second. I have a feeling that pakistan bribed Nigeria to take first place…
- Below our Southern border is filled with chaos, violence, and corruption. The government is in shambles and the people are always fighting amongst themselves. Thank god I live in Canada.
- What's the difference between Biden and a slow, phony, fake, crooked, corrupt politician? About 4 million votes.
- As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts.
- Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:
"FIFA has an Ethics Committee" - The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit... Against Las Vegas.
- My english teacher told me that the file I sent her was corrupt, and that she couldn't open it I suggested bribing it
- With the bribery and corruption scandal surrounding the World Cup, I want to remind everyone that money can't change someone's mind. But I'm willing to try.
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Corrupt One Liners
Which corrupt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corrupt? I can suggest the ones about dishonest and rotten.
- What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? taxi Vader
- I know russia is corrupt.. the proof is in the Putin.
- Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader
- All of these presidents are so corrupted Except for Abraham Lincoln, he was in a cent.
- I just compiled my new app, its named "Politics". It's corrupted.
- If i had a dollar for each corrupt politician I would be accused of unjust enrichment
- Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent? Because it has justice
- What trading platform that won't let you trade? A corrupted one.
- The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies They are always so twisted.
- What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent? Nun the Wiser
- What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator.
- Ask not what your country can do for you.. because it's too corrupt to of much help.
- What do you call a corrupt politician? Ajit V. Pai
- In Russia its called corruption, in USA we don't talk about it.
- The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt.
Corrupt Cop Jokes
Here is a list of funny corrupt cop jokes and even better corrupt cop puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What crime should corrupt cops be charged with? Impersonating an officer of the law.
- What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
- What did the corrupt cop with the computer science degree say to the black suspect? Cryptocurrency
Amusing Corrupt Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about corrupt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean filthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corrupt pranks.
Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?
"*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"
I painted my computer black now it doesn't work
I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu
Would you be offended if I said...
Would you be offended if I said that I'm not voting for that white, elitist, pompous, corrupt, egomaniac that's going to ruin our country?
...or would you even know which candidate I'm talking about?
What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?
Now you're just Stallin.
I've compiled an exposé of the undeniable evidence that the Rio2016 Olympics are the most corrupt ever
*Post Removed due to copyright claim by the International Olympic Committee*
African countries are not corrupt.
... That one gets me every time. ^lol^
My opinion of George Washington has been forever changed.
I just learned that he was once considered the worst and most corrupt president ever
Donald Trump, a Russian spy and corrupt politician walk into a bar..
He quickly turns around and leaves, saying "What was i thinking?? I don't even drink alcohol!"
There's corruption in this elevator company
And I think it goes all the way to the top
You know, the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies...
Theyre always so twisted
Have you heard about the corrupt elevator company?
It goes all the way to the top.
Corruption Perceptions Index
My country, Hungary finally moved up five places on the Corruption Perceptions Index.
It wasn't cheap, but it was definitely worth even penny.
If I had a dollar for every corrupt politician...
I could probably buy one of them out in Congress.
The situation down south is too much
People unhappy, wanting to leave their country and come over to ours like they're entitled to it, corrupt law forces and an all around mess. As a Canadian this is too much
You can tell monarchies are pretty corrupt...
they have nepotism written all over them
There's so much corruption in French soccer.
One week I watched Paris play Nice and the next week they were obviously playing Toulouse.
Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.
Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor.
Cole's law: A salad dish of shredded raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise.
If we arrested all of the US' Corrupt Politicians...
We wouldn't have anyone to vote for in November.
A corrupt politician manages to sneak a number of loopholes in to a new law that gave him ownership of several hotels in Seville and Valencia
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn decision
Difference between a corrupt government getting hit by a car and a deer being hit by a car?
There where skid marks leading up to the deer...
A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates…
There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to h**... because you voted for Trump."
"What do you mean? Trump is the best president ever and a devout Christian!"
St. Peter snorts and says, "He's nothing of the sort. He's vain, greedy, an adulterer, racist, and corrupt. As soon as he dies we're sending him straight to h**...."
The Trump supporter shakes his head, his eyes wide and mutters unhappily, "Oh my gosh. I didn't realize the deep state went this far!"
Heaven clocks
A man dies and goes to heaven. As he arrives there an angel is waiting for him to give him a tour. They enter through the golden gates and go inside a big bright building. There were a big number of clocks running at different speeds and the man was puzzled. He asked the angel what they were.
The angel said: "Here are the clocks of every country, they measure corruption. The more corrupt the country is the faster it's clock goes!"
Amazed, the man wanders around the room but he notices something and asks the angel: "Where is the US clock?"
And the angel says: "Oh, God is using it as a cooling fan!"
The Facebook company has changed its name to Meta
This reminds me of the time I was at a function with Mark Zuckerberg.
I Meta morally corrupt, reptile looking a**....
