The Best 38 Corrupt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corrupt jokes. There are some corrupt pervert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corrupt criminals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corrupt Jokes and Puns

I know russia is corrupt..

the proof is in the Putin.

What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name?

Taxi Vader

Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?

"*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"

Corrupt joke, Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery?

I painted my computer black so it would run faster.

Now it doesn't work.

Then I painted my computer white so it would work.

Now the whole system is corrupt.

I painted my computer black now it doesn't work

I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu


What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.

Taxi Vader

Corrupt joke, Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.

Would you be offended if I said...

Would you be offended if I said that I'm not voting for that white, elitist, pompous, corrupt, egomaniac that's going to ruin our country?

...or would you even know which candidate I'm talking about?

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

I've compiled an exposé of the undeniable evidence that the Rio2016 Olympics are the most corrupt ever

*Post Removed due to copyright claim by the International Olympic Committee*

What do you call a corrupt lawyer?

Senator.

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African countries are not corrupt.

... That one gets me every time. ^lol^

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

My opinion of George Washington has been forever changed.

I just learned that he was once considered the worst and most corrupt president ever

What crime should corrupt cops be charged with?

Impersonating an officer of the law.

Donald Trump, a Russian spy and corrupt politician walk into a bar..

He quickly turns around and leaves, saying "What was i thinking?? I don't even drink alcohol!"

Corrupt joke, Donald Trump, a Russian spy and corrupt politician walk into a bar..

My english teacher told me that the file I sent her was corrupt, and that she couldn't open it

I suggested bribing it

There's corruption in this elevator company

And I think it goes all the way to the top

If i had a dollar for each corrupt politician

I would be accused of unjust enrichment


You know, the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies...

Theyre always so twisted

What do you call a corrupt politician?

Ajit V. Pai

Have you heard about the corrupt elevator company?

It goes all the way to the top.

Corruption Perceptions Index

My country, Hungary finally moved up five places on the Corruption Perceptions Index.

It wasn't cheap, but it was definitely worth even penny.

If I had a dollar for every corrupt politician...

I could probably buy one of them out in Congress.

The situation down south is too much

People unhappy, wanting to leave their country and come over to ours like they're entitled to it, corrupt law forces and an all around mess. As a Canadian this is too much

You can tell monarchies are pretty corrupt...

they have nepotism written all over them

Ask not what your country can do for you..

because it's too corrupt to of much help.

There's so much corruption in French soccer.

One week I watched Paris play Nice and the next week they were obviously playing Toulouse.

Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.

Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor.

Cole's law: A salad dish of shredded raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise.

If we arrested all of the US' Corrupt Politicians...

We wouldn't have anyone to vote for in November.

Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

Because it has justice

I think this lift building company is corrupt...

...and I believe it goes all the way to the top.

What do Climate Change, Over-Population, and Corrupt Inefficient Systems have in common?

They don't exist.

So you think my lift company is corrupt?

Well, I'm taking you down!

A corrupt politician manages to sneak a number of loopholes in to a new law that gave him ownership of several hotels in Seville and Valencia

Nobody inspects the Spanish inn decision

Difference between a corrupt government getting hit by a car and a deer being hit by a car?

There where skid marks leading up to the deer...

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies

They are always so twisted.

What's the difference between Biden and a slow, phony, fake, crooked, corrupt politician?

About 4 million votes.

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