Corridor Jokes
14 corridor jokes and hilarious corridor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corridor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Corridor Short Jokes
Short corridor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corridor humour may include short hallway jokes also.
- I saw my math teacher walking down the corridor holding some graph paper. I thought, he's plotting something .
- Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall
- Why is there a solid traffic line painted down the middle of the corridor of the government office building? So the people coming in late don't run into into the people going home early.
- Doctor's Discussion Two surgeons are conferring in the hospital corridor outside a patient's room...
"We found a large lump in his wallet but I think we got it all." - A doctor is walking in the corridor of the hospital when he hears a high pitched scream He shouts,"I SAID TAKE OFF HIS SPECTACLES"
- What's small and can't turn around in thin corridors A baby with a javelin through its head
- While working as a prison guard in Prague, part of my job included a lot of walking up and down the prison corridors. I used to pass a lot of bad Czechs.
- I'm stuck at an auction, bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall.
- If I knew a kid named Roy that wore corduroys back in junior high school, we'd still be calling him corridor Roy to this day.
- What's black and white and can't turn around in corridors? A nun with a javelin through her neck.
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Corridor One Liners
Which corridor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corridor? I can suggest the ones about passage and doorway.
- What do you call a mental hospital's corridors? Psycho paths
- OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manège.
Laughter Corridor Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about corridor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avenue jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corridor pranks.
Vladimir Putin walks down the corridor in his office and notices a painting on the wall of himself
He says: "So, my dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, what will happen if we lose the war?"
"That's simple," says the painting, "they'll take me off and will hang you!"
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Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute !!"
Two sailors are on shore leave. They have a few drinks and decide to go to a variety show. At the intermission one of them needs to pee and asks directions from the usher. Go through the exit, turn left along the corridor, turn first right, then left, then right again, he says.
The sailor follows the directions with some difficulty, relieves himself, and eventually finds his way back to his seat. You missed the best act, says his friend. While you were gone a sailor came on-stage and p**... into the orchestra pit.
Exams
A beautiful young woman, about to undergo a minor operation, is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her n**... body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination. When a third man approaches her, she asks impatiently, "These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?"
He shrugs and says, "Your guess is as good as mine, lady. We're just here to paint the halls."
Train
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each one a bag. The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you. " "Why not? " replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute. "
A doctor was walking down the hospital corridor.....
and stopped to speak to the head nurse.
Oh doctor, she said, you've got your thermometer stuck behind your ear.
s**...! cried the doctor. Some a**... has my pen!
Sister Ann Putting on Weight
"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging belly. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas." A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said Sister Ann, blushing a bit. On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute little f**...!"
