The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the polar bear from the "Toonie" (two dollars) in view of its demise soon with global warming.
In the height of political correctness they will replace it with two gay deer. Instead of calling it a "toonie," it will now be called "two fucking bucks"
Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."
I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.
Apparently it's my "daughter."
You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."
I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"
For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"
I have to say, "Please paint that wall, Tyrone."
You can't even say "black paint" anymore,
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."
Though to be fair, so did everyone else.
Instead you have to say "Leroy, would you please paint the fence?"
You have to say "Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"
Or is that rude to the ball and chain?
You have to say, "Hey Leroy, please paint this fence for me."
Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.
"Mother, is god a man or a woman?"
Mother thought about it, all the debates and political correctness and works... And replied
"both".
The boy went away in deep thoughts for a while and came back.
"Mother, is god black or white?"
She thought of the history and racial politics and stuff and replied
"both".
The boy again in deep thoughts went away for a while and came back.
"Mother, is god gay or straight?"
She thought of that aspect and replied
"both".
The little boy jumped with joy and exclaimed
"I got it! I got it! It's Michael Jackson!"
Note - It's not my joke, only sharing.
Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Jamal would you please paint that fence?"
I can't even say "black paint" anymore, I have to say "hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"
Damn Political Correctness
That's offensive. You should say "Its political correctness gone mentally ill".
It's not XL, it's XS Max.
She was out standing in her field.
It's Political Correctness gone mad
Political correctness walks into a bar and says fuck this bar is too high and lowers it to the lowest common denominator.
JM2C
I can't even say "Black paint."
I have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the walls for me."
I know political correctness is a huge thing nowadays, but is it ok to say the word "Retarred" if I'm having my driveway paved over again?
He'll now been known as Penis Truck Lesbian
He really went on the offensive about it.
Is for faggots.
Sorry, I meant "people of respect."
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