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Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."
I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.
Apparently it's my "daughter."
You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."
I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"
For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"
I have to say, "Please paint that wall, Tyrone."
You can't even say "black paint" anymore,
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."
Carefully.
Though to be fair, so did everyone else.
Instead you have to say "Leroy, would you please paint the fence?"
You have to say "Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"
One is making light of a dark situation.
The other is making dark of a light situation.
Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.
Or is that rude to the ball and chain?
You have to say, "Hey Leroy, please paint this fence for me."
... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!
It's not XL, it's XS Max.
Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Jamal would you please paint that fence?"
That's offensive. You should say "Its political correctness gone mentally ill".
She was out standing in her field.
I rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
What is this? Which person is this rat-a-tat-tatting on my door?
It is I, the medicine man.
Which medicine man are you referring to?
Yes, correctness.
Black Sabbath will now be called, "A Dark Shade Of The Day Of Rest."
It's Political Correctness gone mad
Sorry, I meant "people of respect."
I know political correctness is a huge thing nowadays, but is it ok to say the word "Retarred" if I'm having my driveway paved over again?
I can't even say "Black paint."
I have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the walls for me."
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