Correctness Jokes

Following is our collection of precision puns and english one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Correctness jokes for adults, dirty integrity jokes and clean england dad gags for kids.

The Best Correctness Puns

I hate all the political correctness these days, I can't even say "black paint" anymore.

Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."

Political correctness gone mad.

I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son.

Apparently it's my "daughter."

Political Correctness has gone mad...

You can't even say "Black paint" anymore, you have to say "Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.

Black paint

Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"

Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity

For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

Political correctness has gotten so restrictive these days. Now I can't even say, "Black paint."

I have to say, "Please paint that wall, Tyrone."

Political Correctness is out of hand

You can't even say "black paint" anymore,
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."

How do you define political correctness?


I won first place in a political correctness competition the weekend...

Though to be fair, so did everyone else.

I hate political correctness. You can't even say "black paint" anymore.

Instead you have to say "Leroy, would you please paint the fence?"

Because of Politcal Correctness you can no longer say "Black paint".

You have to say "Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"

What's the difference between comedy and political correctness?

One is making light of a dark situation.

The other is making dark of a light situation.

Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture

Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.

In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the "ol ball and chain"?

Or is that rude to the ball and chain?

Political correctness has gone way too far. You can't even say black paint anymore.

You have to say, "Hey Leroy, please paint this fence for me."

I just got banned from the National Zoo for making a parrot giggle...

... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!

The new iPhones are at the climax of political correctness

It's not XL, it's XS Max.

PC problem

Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Jamal would you please paint that fence?"

I'm sick of people saying, "Its political correctness gone mad!"

That's offensive. You should say "Its political correctness gone mentally ill".

Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion?

She was out standing in her field.

[Translated joke from my native language] The medicine man

I rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
What is this? Which person is this rat-a-tat-tatting on my door?
It is I, the medicine man.
Which medicine man are you referring to?
Yes, correctness.

Due to social correctness

Black Sabbath will now be called, "A Dark Shade Of The Day Of Rest."

Political Incorrectness

It's Political Correctness gone mad

Political correctness is just respecting people.

Sorry, I meant "people of respect."

Political Correctness

I know political correctness is a huge thing nowadays, but is it ok to say the word "Retarred" if I'm having my driveway paved over again?

I hate political correctness nowadays...

I can't even say "Black paint."

I have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the walls for me."

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