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By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]






Edit1: a typo


Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

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An eccentric billionaire throws a lavish party...

Please bear with me as I heard/read this one years ago so I might not recall the details correctly:

An eccentric billionaire is throwing a lavish party with guests from all over the world. As the party is well under way he asks his guests to walk over to his Olympic sized swimming pool where he had it filled with all kinds of dangerous creatures, sharks, piranhas, crocodiles, you name it it is there! So he tells his guests "I will give anything to the person who is brave enough to jump in the pool and swim across!" The place falls silent as the guests only whisper amongst themselves in bewilderment. "Anything that person can dream of will be his!" the billionaire tells the guests again. Suddenly a large splash is heard and a guy is seen struggling to swim through, and miraculously he makes it across! The room erupts in cheers and the billionaire approaches the man who swam across, and tells him "I am a man of my word, and since you made it across what do you desire? Money, mansions, my daughters hand in marriage?" The man still visibly shaken and struggling to catch his breath replies "I just want to know the name of the son of a bitch who pushed me in the pool!"

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Blonde walks into a...

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

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I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice.

Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

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Automated robot car

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.

He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.

One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.

The man agreed and said to the car; Car, go and bring my children from school.

The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.

He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said; "These are your children sir". In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress's two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neighbours two sons.

The Wife said; Don't tell me all these are your children ?.

The man asked her calmly; Can you first tell me why our children are not in the car?. ...

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A teacher was trying to get her students to try new foods.

A teacher was trying to get her students to try new foods.

She blindfolded them and gave them things like apples, bananas, noodles, and the students would guess correctly.

Then, she gave them a little bit of honey. None of the children could determine what it was, so she gave them a hint.

"Your mommy may call your daddy this sometimes."

One of the girls spit it out and yelled, "Oh no, its an asshole!"

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A man walks into a bar

and asks for a 35 year old scotch. The bartender thinks hes a weirdo off the street, and gives him a 10 year old scotch. The man says, "Sir, this is a 10 year old scotch. I asked for a 35 year old scotch." So the bartender decides to try him and gives him a 20 year old scotch. The man guessed correctly again. By now, a small crowd has formed, and everyone is anxious to see if he will guess correctly again. The bartender comes back with another glass of scotch, and the man tries it. "That's a 35 year old scotch!" The crowd cheers and everyone walks away. A bum walks up to the man and hands him a glass, and asks him to drink. The man takes a sip and spits it out. "DAMNIT! This is piss!" The bum says, " I know. Now tell me how old I am"

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'Definitely'

So there's this teacher and she's teaching her students how to use the word 'definitely' correctly. After lecturing for a while the teacher asks the students if anyone can give a correct example.

One student raises her hand: "The sky is definitely blue!"

"Well no because the sky can be grey or cloudy" the teacher replied.

Another student raises their hand: "Grass is definitely green!"

"Well no because grass can die and turn brown"

A student raises his hand to ask a question: "Are farts lumpy?"

Confused the teacher replies, "No, why?"

And the student says "Then I definitely just shit my pants"

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Paddy has just correctly answered the Β£500,000 question on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.

He has only one question standing between him and the Β£1m jackpot.

"Which of these birds does not live in a nest?
A) Thrush, B) Kestrel, C) Blue Tit, D) Cuckoo"

Paddy has one lifeline left, phone a friend. He decides to call Murphy, the owner of his local pub. Murphy agrees, and immediately shouts "It's a cuckoo!" Paddy goes with that answer and wins the jackpot.

That evening, Paddy was round at Murphy's bar celebrating. He turns to Murphy and says "Murphy, how did you know that cuckoos don't live in a nest?"

Murphy answers, "That's the easiest question you could have had! Everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

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Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly.

Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly.

May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?

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The Magician and the Parrot...

There's a magician and a parrot on a cruise ship as part of the nightly entertainment.

Every night, the parrot ruins the magician's tricks by revealing to the audience how they were done. For example, if the magician correctly guesses the card a volunteer is holding, the parrot shouts:

"They're all the same card! They're all the same card!"

If the magician stunningly pulls a rabbit out of his hat, the parrot exclaims:

"There's a trap door in the hat! There's a trap door in the hat!"

One night, the cruise ship sinks. Luckily, the magician and the parrot are able to make their way onto a piece of floating debris.

For the next three days, they say absolutely nothing to each other. Then, on the fourth day, the parrot looks the magician right in the eyes and says:

"Alright, I give up. How the hell did you make the ship disappear?"

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Heard this at bible camp some years ago

Three nuns are praying to God one day, and God actually answers back. He says "I'm going to ask each of you a question and if you answer correctly you will go to heaven." So he asks the first nun, "who was the first man on earth?" She thinks for a minute and answers, "Adam." Bells and chimes ring and she goes up to heaven. Then he asks the second nun, "who was the first woman on earth?" She thinks for minute and answers, "Eve." Bells and chimes ring and she goes up to heaven. Then he asks the third nun, "what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" She thinks and thinks then sighs and says, "ooh, that's a hard one." Bells and chimes ring and she goes up to heaven.

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Use these four words correctly in a sentence: deduct, defense, defeat, and detail.

Deduct jumped over defense, defeat before detail

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Frontotemporal dementia is no hindrance

My grandma lives in a nursing home cuz she got several kinds of dementia, 99% of the time she stares at something distant and quietly repeats what we've just said to her.

Last time we visited her my mother asked what they had eaten yesterday, when my grandma remembered correctly my mother said "It's great you remember! I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday."
Without missing a beat my gandma looks my mom straight in the eyes and says "That's how it starts!"

It's the little things that count.

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Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class...

Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

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A man brings 3 scientists into a large room...

...a biologist, an engineer, and a physicist. In corner of the room is an elephant, and nothing else. The man tells the scientists "If you can correctly identify this animal, I will give you $50,000". He lets each of the scientists examine the animal, and then separates them.

The man first asks the biologist, "What is this animal?". The biologist responds "That is an African Elephant, *Loxodonta africana*". The biologist takes his $50,000 and leaves.

The man then asks the engineer, "What is this animal?". The engineer responds "That is an elephant, but lets say two elephants to be sure". The engineer takes his $50,000 and leaves.

The man finally asks the physicist, "What is this animal?". The physicist says "Well, let's first assume its a perfect sphere in a vacuum..."

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A man wants to cross a bridge...

...but a knight won't let him unless he answers three questions correctly but with each wrong answer, the knight promises to cut off parts of his body. The man agrees. The first question is incorrect and the knight chops off his arms. Likewise, the second question is incorrect and the legs were sliced off. Lastly, he answers the third one incorrectly and off his head goes when the knight separates it from its torso.

"Shall we have a fourth question?" Asked the knight.

The man replied, "I should quit while I'm a head."

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Anyone else here able to spell "condescending narcissist" correctly on the first try?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

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The computer was claimed to answer anything correctly.

But the CEO didn't believe it, so he asked "Where's my father right now?". The computer beeped and whirred for a few seconds, and spat out "Your father is fishing in Canada". The CEO joyfully chortled "See, your computer isn't always right, my father died when I was 10 years old!" The computer spat out "Your mothers husband died 25 years ago. Your father just landed an 8 pound trout."

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Three nuns are trying to get into heaven.

St. Peter tells them, "Before you pass through the pearly gates, you must answer one question correctly, damnit!" The first nun steps up and St. Peter asks, "Who was the first man on Earth?" The nun says, "Oh, that's an easy one: Adam!" The gates fly open, angels start singing and she walks in. The second nun steps up and St. Peter asks her, "Who the hell was the first woman on Earth?" The second nun says, "Oh, Christ! That's an easy one: Eve!" The gates fly open, angels start singing and she walks in. The third nun is a bit nervous and steps up. St. Peter asks her, "What's the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun hesitates, she's not sure and says, "Oh my, that's a hard one!" The gates fly open, angels start singing and she walks in.

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The teacher asks his class which is larger an atom or a cell...

...None of the kids raise their hands finally Johnny raises his hand. The teacher calls on him and Johnny answers correctly saying that a cell is larger. When asked to explain he replys that his dad could only fit his penis into Adam but he now lives in a cell.

(Not very good, I just thought of it in science when asked the same question.)

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Two Laws in the Torah were fulfilled on the same day.

For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two landmark laws: "Gay marriage" and The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

'If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned.' We just hadn't interpreted it correctly.

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What are some dirty jokes you know?

I was asked to submit some dirty jokes to an ongoing event. The annoucer ask a person a dirty joke and if they guess the answer correctly they're awarded a prize.

An example of a dirty joke they've asked is "What do you call two people 69ing?"

"Odor eaters."

Any dirty jokes are greatly appreciated.

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An interesting joke

I remember a joke from a stand up show .
If I remember correctly it's from Gabriel Iglesias when he was in Saudi Arabia. The joke goes something like this .

Two Jews walk into a bar . Not in my country hehehe.

I remember this stupid joke from time to time and it cracks me up everytime

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[META] What would you think about a monthly "best joke" thread?

I mean, a thread created once a month where everyone submits their best jokes. I think it could work out nicely if done correctly.

The main problem to be addressed would be repetition (without restrictions we could easily end up with identical threads every month). For that reason, it may be better to have a different theme every month (politically incorrect, technical, sex, short jokes, old jokes, antijokes, etc.) with maybe a generic thread once a year.

It occurred to me because some days I'm in the mood for reading many jokes in a row, but scrolling down and clicking on the most liked jokes with a title that seemingly matching the topic I'm looking for at the time doesn't always feel optimal.

What would you guys think? I could start the threads myself if you like the idea (the monthly topic could be decided by most voted comment in a different thread a few days before, or by the person with the most voted joke of the previous month).

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Two men travel by train

The journey is very long as they need to cross several European countries. One of them constantly asks at which country they currently are out of boredom. The other man replies correctly by not even looking outside the window.

How do you do that without looking?

Every country has its very specific climate. It's not that hard. Here, let me show you.

He places his hand outside the window every few hours and replies.

Right now we are going through Germany, because my hand is wet.

Right now we are going through Greece, because my hand feels warm.

Right now we are going through Bulgaria, because … my watch is missing.

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Space Joke

What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly....


Guys, we really Apollo-gize

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using french words correctly isnt my souffle

came up on twitter by @KevinFarzad. pretty sure its a joke, but i dont get it.

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Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .

. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."

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How many US Navy electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, and three hours. One to write the tags and hang them, one to second check and fix it, and a supervisor to verify the job was done correctly.

Stolen from Navy boyfriend

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A white man, an asian man, and a black man died and went to see St. Peter...

As they approached the podium behind which St. Peter stood, he informed them that in order to enter in, they must each correctly spell a word of his choosing, or face an eternity of torment.
The white man volunteered to go first.

"Spell cat," said St. Peter.

"C-a-t, Cat," spelled the white man, beaming with pride.

"Well done, you may now enter into the joy of our Lord," said St. Peter.

The other two men became excited, and the asian man volunteered to go second.

"Spell off," said St. Peter.

"O-f-f, off!" exclaimed the asian man.

"Well done, faithful servant of the Lord, you may now enter," He said with a smile.

Almost erupting with joy, the black man stepped forward.

"Okay," he shouted,"I'm ready for my word now!"

St. Peter smiled and said,"Spell chrysanthemum."

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They are having a special campaign at the local gas station.

When you ask them to fill your tank up, all you have to do is guess the exact total.

If you guess correctly, you can have sex with one of the hot young workers there.

So far I`ve been unsuccessful, but my wife seems to guess correctly everytime she goes there!

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2 hooks in the butt

if you want to find out if you are a homosexual or a heterosexual, bend over, spread your butt cheeks, stick 2 sharp fish hooks deep inside the flaps inside your sphincter. now if you have done all of this correctly you are beyond help. seek a medical attendant at once. i cannot believe you would seriously impale your sphincter with fish hooks to prove your god damned sexuality.

how shallow can humanity get? if i cast a rod out into this humanity puddle will i catch a sphincter?

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condoms used correctly

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What s that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

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A student in English class...

Today In English class we played a word game.
All the students were very competitive and wanted to win the game.
We were asked to come up with something related with crime and it needed to start with the letter "D"
A few seconds later I came up with an image of a Guillotine and it reminded me of the word "Decapitate"
Even though I was not sure how to spell it correctly, I wrote it down anyway.

A few minutes later, Finally I got a score after I spoke out loudly " Defecate"

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"Definitely"

One day a teacher decided to teach her first grade students about using the word "definitely."

"Does anybody already think they know how to use the word 'definitely' correctly?" she asked the class.

A girl in the front row raised her hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue."

"Actually, the sky can change colors all the time!" replied the teacher. "It can be blue, grey, or even green. Good try though! Anybody else?"

A boy in the front raised his hand and said, "Trees are definitely green."

"In the fall, trees can be red, orange, or even purple! Anybody else think they know how to use 'definitely'?"

At this point, Little Jonny raised his hand in the back row. The teacher was hesitant to call on him, but she couldn't really ignore it. "Yes Jonny?"

"Do farts have lumps?" he asked.

"Jonny! That kind of language will not be tolerated in this classroom. Not only that, but you didn't even use the word 'definitely'! But in response to your question, no, farts do not have lumps."

Little Jonny shifted in his seat, and said, "Then I definitely just shit my pants."

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So a guy goes to his dentist...

...to get some a prosthetic plate fitted. Well, a month or so later he goes back. The new plates just don't feel like they are sitting correctly and feel as if they are a little loose. His dentist takes a look and asks, "Have you been eating anything particularly acidic?"

"Well... my wife does make this great Hollandaise sauce and I love it. I have been putting it on everything lately."

The dentist says, "Yep. That's it. You see the lemon juice in that Hollandaise is wearing away at the edges of your plate. But, not a problem, I can replace it with a chrome plate."

"Oh? Would that really be better?"

"Of course! Theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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Question for the Class

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little johny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.

So Thursday night, little johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," little johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.

The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"

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Gay marriage a marijuana legalization

For those who haven't heard, Washington State passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "if a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.



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A kindergarden class is having a tasting activity.

A kindergarden class is having a tasting activity.

The teacher blindfolds all of the kids and tells them she is going to give them something to taste and they have to try and guess what it is.

She hands each of them a cup of grape juice and they all agree that it tastes like grape.

Next, she hands them a cup of whipped cream, and again, they all guess correctly.

For the last one, she hands them a cup of honey and says,"ok kids, this one is little harder, so ill give you a hint. It's something your mommy sometimes calls your daddy!"

They ponder the flavor in their mouth for a bit when suddenly one kid screams, "SPIT IT OUT, IT'S AN ASSHOLE!"

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Two blondes have a chat

B1: How do you spell it correctly, Iran or Iraq?
B2: Spell what?

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Maybe i can type correctly this time.

Chuck Norris once pulled a hat out of a rabbit.

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Just give them another chance!

So... The news reporters decided to end this "Blondes are stupid" myth once and for all. They go to the full football stadium and find three random Blondes.

REPORTER: "We want to end this myth once and for all, so we will ask you a simple question, if you answer correctly, Blondes will be forever free from this prejudice!"

1st BLONDE: "Ok, ask me anything."

REPORTER: "What is answer to 2+2?"

1st BLONDE: "Ummm..... 5?"

REPORTER: "Wh... Wrong.."

Then, entire stadium of blondes starts to shout: "GIVE THEM ONE MORE CHANCE! GIVE THEM ONE MORE CHANCE!"

REPORTER: "Ok.. Ok..." asks the second blonde

REPORTER: "What is answer to 2+2?"

2nd BLONDE: "Ummm..... 3?"

REPORTER: "NO!"

Then, entire stadium of blondes starts to shout: "GIVE THEM ONE MORE CHANCE! GIVE THEM ONE MORE CHANCE!"

REPORTER: "Ok! This is your last chance" asks the third blonde

REPORTER: "What is answer to 2+2?"

3rd BLONDE: "Ummm..... 4?"

Then, entire stadium of blondes starts to shout: "GIVE THEM ONE MORE CHANCE! GIVE THEM ONE MORE CHANCE!"


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Every Friday, Ms. Jane ends class a little early...

and plays a game with the kids. She will read off famous quotes, and if one of the students in her 5th grade class can correctly name who said it, they get to leave school a little early. Today the quotes would come from US Presidents. She saw Tommy, who always won this game, sitting in the back, at attention, ready to go home early. She made note to try and let some other people win today.

The first quote she read was "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Immedietly, little Tommy's hand shot up. She glanced around the room and saw Sara meekly raising her hand, so she picked her. "Who said that, Sara?" Sara correctly responded Teddy Roosevelt, so Ms. Jane let her go home early.

The next quote was "My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Tommy's hand went right up again, but so did Karen's. Ms. Jane picked Karen, who correctly said John F. Kennedy, so she was allowed to leave early.

As Ms. Jane looked down, she heard from the back of the classroom, "Jesus, I wish these bitches would just keep their goddamn mouths shut!" Horrified, she looked up and asked who said that. Tommy raised his hand and said "Bill Clinton, can I go home now?"

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A group of engineers have developed a supercomputer...

...which they claim is capable of answering every question you type into it swiftly and correctly. The military, afraid this powerful technology might fall into the hands of the enemy, call dibs and buys the thing.

The computer is put on a table in an old hangar and a high-ranking general paces around it, thinking of a question to test the thing. "Ask it how far it is to the barracks over there!" he says to his assistant, who types in the question.

The computer thinks for a moment and then answers: "... seven... hundred."

"Seven hundred what?" the general barks.

"S...s...seven hunded... SIR!"

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just another beiber joke

A local FM Radio was running a
contest, and I phoned up. The RJ
said, "Congratulations on being
our first caller, all you have to
do
is answer the following question
correctly, to win our grand
prize." "That's fantastic!" I shouted in
delight. "Feel confident?" she asked.
"It's a
maths question." "Well, I've got a Masters in
maths
and am damn good at it," I
proudly replied. "Ok then, to win our grand
prize
of 2 front row seats to a "Justin
Beiber's" concert and to meet
him
back stage. What is 2+2?"

I replied, "7" :| :p =D

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Use the word definitely in a sentence

A teacher of a grade three class is teaching her class about the word definitely. Towards the end of class the teacher asks the class to use definitely correctly in a sentence. A boy named Tom puts his hand up first.
"Tree leaves are definitely green."
"That is incorrect because during Fall leaves can turn red and orange." replies the teacher. A girl named Susie puts her hand up next.
"The sky is definitely blue."
"That is also incorrect because during sunsets the sky can turn red, orange and pink."
A boy in the back of the class named Johnny puts his hand up. The teacher knowing that Johnny has a bad reputation reluctantly lets him answer as he is the only one with his hand in the air.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Miss do farts have lumps?"
"No, why?"
"Then I definitely shit my pants."
I hope everybody enjoyed this joke like I did when I first heard it.

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The owner of an insane asylum has a problem.

The asylum is getting too overcrowded. He has a talk with one of his employees about how he can eliminate the overcrowding of the building. The employee suggests that he asks all the patients a simple question and if they can answer correctly, they can leave. Hopefully, enough patients will answer correctly so the building isn't as cramped. The question is this:
The employee and the owner will ask the patients what they see when a brick is held in front of them.
The first patient is tested.
"What do you see here?" says the employee as he holds up a brick.
"A car." says the patient.
Unfortunately, he has to stay and get treated.
Another patient is tested.
"What do you see here?" says the employee as he holds up a brick.
"A tree." says the patient.
Unfortunately, this patient also has to stay and get treated.
A third patient is tested.
"What do you see here?" says the employee as he holds up a brick.
"Duh, it's a brick." says the patient.
The owner exclaims, "Excellent! You've passed our test. You are free to go. And here, why don't you take the brick with you as a souvenir?"
"Cool! Thanks!" said the third patient.
As the patient walks from the asylum he looks over his shoulder to check if anyone is there. When he sees no one is there, he looks down at his brick and pets it.
"We did it, Fluffy..."

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Discrimination?

A First-grade class comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's great. Tell you what, go to the blackboard, and if you can write the word 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you can write the word 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie.

Teacher then asks Leroy what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination.

Tell you what, if you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. If engineered correctly.

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