Following is our collection of funny Corrections jokes. There are some corrections phi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corrections correction officer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Comical Corrections Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
Told an inmate to have a safe drive home.
I'm a corrections officer, getting ready to head out at shift change:
Inmate: "drive home safe"
Me: "yeah you too..."
Me: (thinking "oops, ouch")
Coworker: "Muahahaha"
Inmate: (hops into his imaginary car and shuffles to his cell making farting engine noises, screeches the brakes, steps out of his car and into his cell. Pokes his head out) "Made it home safe dad"
Me and my coworker burst out laughing
how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs?
none he fell
"It's really difficult, my partner is constantly in and out of prison."
"Babe, that's a terrible way to tell people I'm a Corrections Officer."
What do you call a practitioner who only makes minor corrections to your teeth?
A pedentist
Where do auditors go to do their time?
The house of corrections.
Investments are like women
You think you have them all thought out, but then the corrections hit
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corrections shift puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working corrections settings piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.
