The Best 5 Corrections Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corrections jokes. There are some corrections phi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corrections settings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corrections Jokes and Puns

Told an inmate to have a safe drive home.

I'm a corrections officer, getting ready to head out at shift change:

Inmate: "drive home safe"
Me: "yeah you too..."
Me: (thinking "oops, ouch")
Coworker: "Muahahaha"
Inmate: (hops into his imaginary car and shuffles to his cell making farting engine noises, screeches the brakes, steps out of his car and into his cell. Pokes his head out) "Made it home safe dad"
Me and my coworker burst out laughing

how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs?

none he fell

What do you call a practitioner who only makes minor corrections to your teeth?

A pedentist

Where do auditors go to do their time?

The house of corrections.

Investments are like women

You think you have them all thought out, but then the corrections hit


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corrections ctrl jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working corrections shift piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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