Correction Jokes

Funniest Correction Short Jokes

Short correction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The correction humour may include short correctness jokes also.

1. I called two girls hipsters and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
2. I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer Smoking or Non-smoking . Apparently the correct terms are Cremation and Burial .
3. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
4. I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say black paint You have to say
   Leroy, please paint that wall
5. Me: The earth isn't flat! fiat earther: correct
   me: huh?
   fiat earther: it's the shape of an Italian car
   me: what?
   fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn't you?
6. 62% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital "Loo-uh-vul", while 38% say "Loo-ee-ville". Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.
7. 4th of July, The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
8. My daughter said she needed adult supervision I told her she'd have to find someone else because I wear corrective lenses
9. If I'm reading their lips correctly, my neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door.
10. As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July. It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.

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Correction One Liners

Which correction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with correction? I can suggest the ones about correct spelling and spelling mistake.

1. Fun fact: You can't breathe correctly while smiling Just kidding, I made you smile :)
2. Teacher: What is 117 + 3? Johny: 5!
   Teacher: Correct..
3. I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
4. What's the correct way to pronounce nihilism? Doesn't matter.
5. I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected.
6. Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'
7. I'm giving up alcohol for a month!!! Correction: I'm giving up! Alcohol for a month!!
8. The only way to spell incorrectly correctly Is to spell it incorrectly.
9. I used to hate chiropractors until I went to see one for my back Now I stand corrected
10. "I stand corrected" Says the man wearing orthopedic shoes
11. I used to think chiropractic adjustments didn't work. I stand corrected
12. Never thought a foot doctor would help… …now I stand corrected.
13. I didn't think a chiropracticor could help me but I stand corrected
14. I didn't believe my friend who told me yoga would fix my posture I now stand corrected
15. Any advice on correcting plastic surgery that has gone wrong? I'm all ears.

Correction Officer Jokes

Here is a list of funny correction officer jokes and even better correction officer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs? none he fell
• "It's really difficult, my partner is constantly in and out of prison." "Babe, that's a terrible way to tell people I'm a Corrections Officer."
• A man walks in to the doctor's office with a banana in his ear… the doctor says, You're not eating correctly.
• A police officer pulled me over. "Hello, there!" I said.
  He said, "Sir, I'm almost certain I can smell alcohol on your breath. About 95%"
  I said, "Correction, whiskey is about 40%"
• My girlfriend asked me to choose between her and the office. Which episode do you think I should watch today?
  
  Correction: Ex-girlfriend\*

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Correction Jokes

What funny jokes about correction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean correctly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make correction pranks.