The Best 22 Correction Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Correction jokes. There are some correction whiteout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these correction proofreader puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Correction Jokes and Puns
A woman visits her husband in prison
Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying:
"Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his own cell!"
"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
About 4,000 years ago:
God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
I'm giving up alcohol for a month!!!
Correction: I'm giving up! Alcohol for a month!!
I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day.
Big mistake.
how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs?
none he fell
While in Soviet Russia, I went to visit a doctor.
"What happened to you?" He said.
"Migraine" i replied.
He bent forward, push upped his glasses and said, "Correction. Ourgrain."
A police officer pulled me over.
"Hello, there!" I said.
He said, "Sir, I'm almost certain I can smell alcohol on your breath. About 95%"
I said, "Correction, whiskey is about 40%"
I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night
...Today, I woke up with a massive correction.
I decided to pay for my wife's overbite correction surgery.
Maybe now she can finally shut her mouth.
The well
An Arab sold a well to a Jew. The next day, the Arab went back to the Jew and said," I sold you the well, not the water inside it. If you want to buy the water, you'll have to give me more money." The Jew smiled and said," I was just about to call you because of that. Since you didn't sell me the water, you're either going to have to move your water or pay me an hourly rent for storing your water."
Thanks BrokeBorkLensar for the correction
Last night I reached for my medicine and accidentally drank from a bottle of whiteout.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
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Bob Dylan misspoke and would like to issue a correction
"It was me you were looking for, babe."
What did the mechanical frog say?
Rivet rivet.
Also a correction from before i^can^write^i^promse
I just had a scoliosis correction surgery
When I woke up, the doctor said "well, now that we've got that all straightened out, we can focus on recovery"
We're waiting for a table at a restaurant...
The hostess call out, "Donner family of 8, your table is ready." She looks back at the book. "Correction, Donner party of 7"
Tippex
I swallowed a bottle of Tippex last night.
I woke up with a huge correction.
CNN hardest hit by recurring guest Michael Avenatti's domestic abuse scandal
Correction: second-hardest
Why aren't people from pakistan not allowed to watch T.V.
Because of telly ban
Joke correction
My girlfriend asked me to choose between her and the office.
Which episode do you think I should watch today?
Correction: Ex-girlfriend\*
How recognize a blonde's computer ?
There is correction fluid on screen.
What do you call correction fluid that is also a carbonated refreshment?
Dr. Paper
I swallowed some tippex last night...
I woke up with a massive correction.
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