Correct Spelling Jokes
35 correct spelling jokes and hilarious correct spelling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about correct spelling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Correct Spelling Short Jokes
Short correct spelling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The correct spelling humour may include short bad spelling jokes also.
- Here are two steps to take if you are ever stuck on a desserted island. Step 1: Check spelling.
Step 2: If correct, enjoy. - Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling.
2) If correct, enjoy. - A kid goes up to his father and asks for a bicycle. His dad says, "If you can spell it out correctly, I'll get you one."
The kid thinks for a bit, then says, "Can I get a car instead?" - Why do teens only hang in odd numbers Because they literally, can't even.
Update: corrected the spelling error. Thanks for the feedback. - Anyone else here able to spell "condescending narcissist" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so.
- Being white has its disadvantages too, you know. It can be super hard to find a rap song on iTunes when you spell all the words correctly.
- Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day.
- Mr. Singh, why do you look sad? People who write to me tend to have their spell-checker and auto-correct on.
- Criminals are given sentences because... As soon as they can spell every word correctly they can go home.
- Two blondes have a chat B1: How do you spell it correctly, Iran or Iraq?
B2: Spell what?
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Correct Spelling One Liners
Which correct spelling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with correct spelling? I can suggest the ones about spelling mistake and spelling error.
- The only way to spell incorrectly correctly Is to spell it incorrectly.
- So what if I can't spell "armagedon" correctly ? Its not the end of the world.
- TIL it's not worst case Ontario Apparently the correct spelling is Manitoba
- Wrong is spelled Wrong in the dictionary How will we know what the correct spelling is???
- What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy
- I won't lye about being a magician I can't spell correctly
- There's no I in happyness Well... there is if you spell it correctly
- What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly.
Silly & Ridiculous Correct Spelling Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about correct spelling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spell check jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make correct spelling pranks.
I Am Using Your Wife.
A man received message from his neighbour.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.
Saul Epstein was taking an o**... exam in his English as a Second Language class...
Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."
Spelling practice
It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kids to spell different words.
-Emma, can you spell 'dog'?
-D O G
-Correct! Jake, can you spell 'cat'?
-C A T
-Correct! Now, Ahmed, can you spell 'racial discrimination'?
Forth annual Hicksville spelling b
Down to the last 3 contestants....
The last word is before;
Judge; contestant #1 the word is before
C1: Before b e f o u r befour
Judge: I'm sorry but that is incorrect!
Contestant #2, the word is before
C2: before b e f o r. Before.
Judge: I'm sorry but that is incorrect!
Contestant #3, same word, before.
C3: before b e f o r e BEFORE
JUDGE: That is correct! Now can you use it in a sentence?
C3: yes, 2 + 2 before
Little Timmy is asked by his teacher " Timmy how do you spell school?"
Timmy responds " S K O O L ".....
The teacher says " that is not correct . It's spelled S C H O O L ". ......
Little Timmy replies " Well , you asked how I spelled it"
Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee...
Sarah is up first.
Prompter: Sarah, your word is dumb. Please spell it and use it in a sentence.
Sarah: D-U-M-B dumb. Billy is dumb.
Prompter: Good, now spell s**...
Sarah: S-T-U-P-I-D s**.... Billy is s**....
Prompter: Correct, now Billy, spell dictate
Billy: D-I-C-T-A-T-E dictate. Sarah might say I'm dumb and s**..., but she also say my dic-tate good.
An American and Australian are arguing over the spelling of 'jail'
Aussie says, 'Look mate, it's spelt G-A-O-L, that's the original correct spelling used by the English.'
The American looks over to their British buddy, 'Sort this out for us will ya, how did you learn to spell it?'
'A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A'.
Three men - one blind, one deaf, one dumb - participate in a game show...
The blind man is shown a map with a marker and asked to name the exact place it is pointing to. Being blind though, he is well versed in Braille, so he begins feeling the map with his hands and after a few seconds says "Grenoble, France".
"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Blind", says the host.
The deaf man is played a particular song and asked to identify its singer. Being deaf though, he is a keen observer and lip-reader. He notices one of the people in the audience singing along with the song, reads their lip, and says, "Stand Tall, by Burton Cummings."
"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Deaf", says the host.
Finally, the dumb man is asked to spell "Mississippi". After thinking for a few seconds, he says, "M-R-S. S-I-P-P-Y".
Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .
. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."
Little Johnny
It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down to three students remaining, Chloe, Jimmy and Little Johnny.
"Chloe, could you spell solidify?"
"Solidify, S...O...L...I...D...I...F...Y, solidify."
"Correct, Chloe. Could you use it in a sentence?"
"OK. Um, in order to turn water into ice, you must solidify it by leaving it in the freezer."
"Very good Chloe. Now Jimmy, would you like to spell integrity for me?"
"Integrity. Let's see, I...N...T...E...G...R...I...T........E, integrity."
"I'm sorry Jimmy, that's incorrect, but good try."
"And now, Little Johnny, I'd like you to spell asinine."
"Uhhh, asinine, A...S...I...uh...N...I...N......E, asinine."
"Correct! Can you use it in a sentence?"
Little Johnny paused for a moment and replied, "You're a very pretty lady, miss. Your face is beautiful, your lips are red and inviting, your eyes could light up a thousand rooms, but I give that asinine!"