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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these correct proper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
You have to say
Leroy, please paint that wall
The correct term is "turd-world countries".
Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
Apparently the correct terms are Cremation and Burial .
He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
phoned one of the participants to check on a discrepancy. He asked the husband: "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse, you answered 'once a week,' but your wife answered 'several times a night.'"
"That's correct," said the husband. "And that's the way it's going to be until the mortgage is paid off."
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
Instead of saying "Black paint" I now have to say "Jamal please paint"
none he fell
Instead you have to say "Jamaal please paint my fence."
In Hd was not the correct answer.
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They sit down and begin a conversation.
The linguist asks, "Do you have any siblings?"
The feminist replies, "Yes, I have a sister. I'm very close with she."
The linguist, confused, tries to correct her. "Don't you mean 'with her'?"
The feminist is outraged and screams, "Stop objectifying women!"
You used to be able to say "black paint." Now it has to be "Jamal can you please paint my wall?"
apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer
I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"
Apparently the politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence".
..apparently 69 was not the correct answer.
The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
...but there are over one million U.S Senators.
With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"
You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say "Lamar can you please paint the fence".
Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.
Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
Doesn't matter.
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
.......
Well apparently the correct answer is three. The extra one is needed to post whiny replies when they all get triggered by this joke.
Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Thanks for the updates friends, I just don't know how people get those yellowish stars and would really like to learn.
[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.
Me: I want a dice.
Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
Me: I want 2 die.
Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
Me: I want 2 die alone.
You have to say "Leeroy, please paint my fence."
The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
Which sister? is not the correct answer.
Apparently, "how much you look like your sister" was not the correct answer.
They found trace amounts of Coke in *her system.
*I have to be factually correct.
Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial."
(I haven't actually fact-checked this one, but I'm pretty sure it's correct)
If it isn't auto correct.
The preferred term is "Navy enlisted personnel."
"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."
Back in the day you could say black paint, nowadays you have to say 'Jerome, please paint the fence.'
Patient: I didn't even know I was I'll
John: I didn't even know I was I'll
When we finished, she rolled off of me and said "wow, you're by far the biggest I've ever had!" Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
You have to say, Leroy, please paint my fence!
And he goes to talk to the teacher, convinced that he's been graded unfairly.
He says to the teacher "I think I deserve some points on these questions, even if my answers weren't entirely correct!"
The teacher sighs and says "ok, I'll take another look at your exam".
The student comes home, and his mother asks him "so how did the exam go?". He replies: "the teacher thought it was remarkable!'
Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton-balls and a ball of string on the counter.
The sales girl says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every three months is going to shift this beer belly.
The politically correct term is: "Jamal, get on my ship."
The rabbit says" I don't know I'm only here because of auto correct".
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
One day, the teacher asked the children in class to give examples of what was not good to put in one's mouth.
Little Johnny says, It is not good to put a lit light bulb in one's mouth.
The teacher says, That is correct, but why?
Little Johnny answers, I don't know, but my mom always tells my dad, 'Turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!'
Have you guys seen the new Land O Lakes butter packaging? They removed the Native American girl from their labels to be more politically correct.
Now that's the most American thing I've ever seen; remove the Indian and keep the land.
How will we know what the correct spelling is???
He was fired because the correct terminology in the funeral home business is cremation or burial.
Man: Hello, I heard you record all our phone conversations, is that correct?
Agent: No sir, we don't do that
Man: Oh shoot. I was just talking to my wife and she gave me a list of things to do and I can't remember! I thought I would check with you rather than call her back and let her know I wasn't listening!
Agent: I'm sorry to hear that sir, but as I said, we don't listen to civilian conversations. However, you should:
1. Pick up a gallon of milk
2. 2 dozen eggs
3. 4 Macintosh apples
4. Help Sofia with her math homework
....
Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
I identify as as a comedian
My pronouns are HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
Later at Home: I think she's on to us, mathmachicken
In retrospect though, sending out invites to my "Baby Sex Party" probably wasn't a good idea
A woman sued a hospital stating that after recent treatment, her husband has lost interest in sex
The hospital in their defense stated all we did was correct his eyesight
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