The Best 23 Corr Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corr jokes. There are some corr sentence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corr place puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corr Jokes and Puns

What's the correct way to pronounce nihilism?

Doesn't matter.

I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore...

They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.

how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs?

none he fell

Corr joke, how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs?

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

If anyone knows how to correct cosmetic surgery that's gone horribly wrong?

I'm all ears.


The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies

They are always so twisted.

You know, the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies...

Theyre always so twisted

Corr joke, You know, the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies...

Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word "correlation" must cause people to use the word "causation"

Is there a correlation between the size of a nose and the sense of smell?

Because I read somewhere that back in World War II people with big noses smelled gas much more often.

What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar?

an African Americano

A corrupt politician manages to sneak a number of loopholes in to a new law that gave him ownership of several hotels in Seville and Valencia

Nobody inspects the Spanish inn decision

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There's so much corruption in French soccer.

One week I watched Paris play Nice and the next week they were obviously playing Toulouse.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

The correct term for Islamic people is Mufats.

Only after Ramadan can they be referred to as Muslims.

What's the correct instrument for measuring how fat your mom is?

A size-mom-meter

What's the correct Japanese salutation for a cheesy person?

Parme-San

Corr joke, What's the correct Japanese salutation for a cheesy person?

Him: "Why do you always have to correct everything I say? What are you, trying to earn your Pedantry Badge in Boy Scouts or something?"

Me: "It's actually a pin, not a badge..."

There's corruption in this elevator company

And I think it goes all the way to the top

I used the think that correlation implied causation, but now I know that it doesn't.

I took a statistics class last year, and that might have helped, but I'm not so sure.


Corruption Perceptions Index

My country, Hungary finally moved up five places on the Corruption Perceptions Index.

It wasn't cheap, but it was definitely worth even penny.

Correct me if I'm wrong

Said the man with the orthopaedic shoe

What do corridors, snakes, and resistors have in common?

Monty.

Monty Hall, Monty Python, Monty Oum.

Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corr friendly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working corr correct piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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