The Best 27 Corpses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corpses jokes. There are some corpses overrun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corpses carcasses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corpses Jokes and Puns

I jokingly told my friend I was collecting the corpses of past emperors of Russia and dumping them into a giant ravine, but he thought I was serious and asked what was wrong with me.

I guess he just doesn't understand tsar chasm.

So to celebrate the Halloween season...

... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.

How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.

Corpses joke, How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 keeps mangled corpses in a box in his garage

I just set my new dead lifting record.

3 corpses.


If you walk up to a house…

If you walk up to a house and see a sign saying free corpses, that's a dead giveaway

General Custer is addressing his men at the Little Bighorn. He says "well boys, I've got some good news and some bad news."

"The bad news is that the Sioux are camped right down the hill. Come morning they're going to overrun us. They'll ride roughshod over our whole company and leave us all killed, then probably mutilate our corpses beyond recognition when they're done."

His lieutenant asks, "what's the good news General?"

Custer says "Well, we won't have to ride through Nebraska again."

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This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zombies?

Corpses are still underground.

How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark.

Two corpses are lying in a grave and one turns to the other and says, Dude, why are you rotting?

The other turns to him and says, I decay.

What do you call the corpses of slaves from the 1700s?

Antique farm equipment

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I've been told I've got terrible body odor.

I suppose I do need to bury the corpses sometime.

Me: I'm afraid of corpses and donkeys

My therapist: Deadass?

Me: *screams*

If Gravemind from Halo did product placement...

We exist / Together now
Two corpses / In one grave
Burma-Shave

People have been using crystals and essential oils to protect themselves from covid.

Their corpses smell great and look very fashionable.

Do you think corpses are funny?

They are dead serious.

Corpses joke, Do you think corpses are funny?

Another three friends brag about sex.

Friend A starts "I won the lottery last month and now women keep having sex me, I've slept with at least one girl a night since!"

Friend B counters "Well I'm a model with over 2 million Instagram followers. I pick up several women a day all willing to have sex with me!"

Friend C, in a fit of jealous rage kills both friends and screams over their corpses "Well now I'm going to prison so I'll have sex everyday for the next 25 to life!"

What do you call a person who exclusively resurrects African American corpses?

A negromancer.

Many hands make light work...

but as my friend says, "to many corpses clogs the wood chipper."


Every day, someone killed a group of crows and piled their corpses in the middle of town.

It was a murder mystery.

I'd make a joke about desecrating animal corpses

But it would just be beating a dead horse.

The worst aviation accident in the history of California...

Did you hear about the single passenger plane that crashed into a cemetery last week? Top investigators are on it and they have already found over 700 corpses.

Roses are red..

Corpses are blue.

Sorry you're dead,

I forgot you're allergic to roses.

2 men go into the city of Bolton

2 flayed corpses come out

How are moles (which eat worms) and buried corpses opposites?

Moles are living, corpses are dead.

I like my women like I like my corpses

I don't like corpses

Only Pools And Corpses

A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore.

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