The Best 21 Corps Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corps jokes. There are some corps legion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corps press puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corps Jokes and Puns

How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.

No problems

A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year.

How does a corpse write music?

He decomposes.

Corps joke, How does a corpse write music?

Why did the necrophiliac join the navy?

So he could enter the marine corps.

How can you tell if someone has been in the Marine Corps?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.


How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark.

Two corpses are lying in a grave and one turns to the other and says, Dude, why are you rotting?

The other turns to him and says, I decay.

Corps joke, Two corpses are lying in a grave and one turns to the other and says, Dude, why are you rotting?

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

Why did the corpse miss her wedding?

cold feet

What do you call a soldier that's dead in the water?

Marine Corps

What does a corpse and a phone-booth have in common?

I don't need permission to come inside either.

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I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield.

Do you think corpses are funny?

They are dead serious.

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

A corpse walks into a bar...

And asks the bartender for a lemonade.

"Of course!" says the bartender, "I've never seen a stiff drink!"

Courtesy of the video game Fable 3.

What do you get when a marine dies?

Marine Corps.

Corps joke, What do you get when a marine dies?

So, a corpse walks into a bar...

"Can I have a lemonade?" He asks the bartender.

The bartender says "Sure, I've never seen a stiff drink."

It's hard to budget the United States Marine Corps

It's not that they eat too many crayons. It's that they throw away the flavors they don't like.

A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android

"What exactly is going on?", I asked.

He replied, "A Major engineering feet."


Islamic Star Trek?

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."

The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.

"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."

What did one corpse say to the other...

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