Corporation Jokes

Following is our collection of company puns and spokesperson one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Corporation jokes for adults, dirty carbide jokes and clean applicants dad gags for kids.

The Best Corporation Puns

I won't believe corporations are people

Until Texas executes one.

Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation...

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "Well, you'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

What are the two biggest lies when working for a large corporation?

"Hello. I'm from the head office and I'm here to help you"

"Welcome. We're glad to have you"

Who has killed more indians than John Wayne?

Union Carbide Corporation

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Hot, covered in cream, and purchased from a large multinational corporation with a history of exploitation

An aspiring writer once said, I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!

He now writes error messages for the Microsoft Corporation.

Many ravens are called a congress...

Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder.

Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?

What's the difference between sex and a corporation?

In sex the person on top does most of the work

If brand slogans were honest...

Hallmark: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by â€Ļa corporation.

Ritz crackers: Tiny, edible plates.

CliffsNotes: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.

Gillette: We're just going to keep adding blades.

ChapStick: You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.

Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.

Why are corporations and mosques so similar?

They both only care about the prophet

Historically as a big corporation the best investment we've made is in our people.

Unfortunately we lost alot of money when this investment was outlawed.

A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys?

A corporation.

Did you here about the IKEA corporation getting away with having that guy killed?

None of the detectives could seem to piece the clues together.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Job ad: Position of a psychic at large international corporation open ($1M/annually)

Submit your application and cover letter you know where. The deadline is you know when.

Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese?

The hallouminatti.

The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO.

While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together.

My friend is a CEO of a rather large corporation. He tells me he hired his account based solely on her looks, but is generally awful at her job.

It's the THOT that counts.

Eventually, when everything is owned by one corporation, and run by one CEO, we'll have to face

The final boss

corporations freed the slaves

down from half price

Where does a turtle hide his illegal business transactions?

In a shell corporation.

I handled financial transactions at a multi-billion dollar international corporation.

In other words, I'm a cashier at McDonald's.

Paradox Corporation just opened.

They're doing everything they can to go out of business.

Why do corporations hire female Equality Officers?

Because there cheaper.

Did you hear that Ball Corporation got into the housing industry? Trouble is, their doors won't stay shut.

Must be because they're ajar.

What's the preferred size of a guy working in a corporation?


My hearing doctor seems to think I have my own business.

He keeps saying that he needs my corporation.

I could never get ahead at the Heinz corporation

It's been a never-ending game of ketchup

I wonder if the lawyer of Mr. Armstrong, the ex-Tour de France winner, ever

worked for a big corporation or if he was strictly a Free Lancer.

A CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested this morning

He was running a shell corporation.

Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses.

Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.

There is an abundance of wallstreet jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 31 funniest jokes and corporation puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any corporate witze you can hear about corporation.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes