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Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?
Nearly everything that company does is selfish.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Latvian man in country open McDonald's.
But worry for no potato for fries.
Corporate call him telling fries don't potate.
Man is relief but no customers.
You could say I have a complex complex complex.
When it's time to clean the glass ceiling.
Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder.
And the words of the profits are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.
They both throw hooks when they "corporate thuggin"
Military, Corporate, and Hollywood
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I got reservations.
Hotel Rewind-a.
The Loan Shark
They have room to grow.
An address.
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed!!
They could only access their instruments by opening Lute Boxes
Coz they are all about P and A
At a meeting, theΒ Boss told a joke.Β
Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.Β
The Boss asked him, 'Didn't you understand my joke?'Β
The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'
It's at Sheffield Town Hall at 4pm. Her name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Message me for more details.
but then I had an encounter with corporate management and I now fear it may be too late.
I was just promoted to be the spokesperson.
It's up to us to teach her the difference between right and wrong, said the first executive. Agreed, exclaimed the second. You teach her what's right.
This is all I wrote on a building today:
"Please do not erase."
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?""No," replied the trainee."It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"The trainee shouts back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!""No," replied the CEO indignantly."Good!" replied the trainee, and slams down the phone.
The game has similar themes.
One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were Β£300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!
It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.
A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become
The director of HR stood up and said If anyone has any comments or anything they'd like to say please come up to the microphone
An employee stood up and walked over. He picked up the microphone and pointed it directly at the speakers. A loud obnoxious noise screeched out and filled the room. Everyone covered their ears as he held it there. He then turned it away and handed it back to the HR director. To which the HR director saidβ¦
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