Corporal Jokes

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The Best Corporal Puns

camouflage training

Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"

Corporal: "Thank you sir."

A joke about eggs

An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.

"Sir, can you hear me?"

"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."

"Just as I thought."

"What do you mean, corporal?"

"Our communications have been scrambled."

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Sergeant says to Corporal: "I didn't see you in our camouflage class"

CPL replies: Thank you sir!

I once knew a soldier who was into BDSM.

Corporal Punishment.


Slinging puns at my best friend

So my best friend from high school is a Marine. The other day, he was promoted to Corporal.

So I told him "Treat your privates right. Also, the men under your command, treat them right too."

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