Corp Jokes
30 corp jokes and hilarious corp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Corp Short Jokes
Short corp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corp humour may include short company jokes also.
- I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield.
- TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement. Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
- It's hard to budget the United States Marine Corps It's not that they eat too many crayons. It's that they throw away the flavors they don't like.
- A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android "What exactly is going on?", I asked.
He replied, "A Major engineering feet." - Took a road trip to Texas I ended up in a city where every dude in the Corp was named Chris T.
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Corp One Liners
Which corp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corp? I can suggest the ones about coop and corr.
- Why did the necrophiliac join the navy? So he could enter the marine corps.
- How can you tell if someone has been in the Marine Corps? Don't worry. They'll tell you.
- What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette.
- What do you call a soldier that's dead in the water? Marine Corps
- What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that.
- What do you get when a marine dies? Marine Corps.
- Tom Hanks on buying coffee machines for WH press corps 'Those poor b**... need coffee'
- So the Marine Corps called today... I told them I was gay. They hung up. Works every time
Silly Corp Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about corp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corp pranks.
At a corporate party…
The director of HR stood up and said If anyone has any comments or anything they'd like to say please come up to the microphone
An employee stood up and walked over. He picked up the microphone and pointed it directly at the speakers. A loud obnoxious noise screeched out and filled the room. Everyone covered their ears as he held it there. He then turned it away and handed it back to the HR director. To which the HR director said…
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How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
A corporal needed to use the pay phone but didn't have change.
He saw a private mopping the floor nearby and asked, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" The private replied, "Sure, hang on." The corporal gave him an icy stare and yelled, "That's no way to address your superior! Straighten up and let's try that again! Private, do you have change for a dollar?"
The private stood at attention and boomed, "NO SIR!"
How does a corpse write music?
He decomposes.
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The Corporate Ladder
A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become
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Corporate Story
At a meeting, the Boss told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except o**....
The Boss asked him, 'Didn't you understand my joke?'
The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'
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Two corpses are lying in a grave and one turns to the other and says, Dude, why are you rotting?
The other turns to him and says, I decay.
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Why was the corpse late for the f**...?
They had to rehearse on the way.
If the corporate building for a company is called a headquarters, what do you call the gym?
Bodybuilding.
What does a corpse and a phone-booth have in common?
I don't need permission to come inside either.
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Why are corporations and mosques so similar?
They both only care about the prophet
Do you think corpses are funny?
They are dead serious.
A corpse walks into a bar...
And asks the bartender for a lemonade.
"Of course!" says the bartender, "I've never seen a stiff drink!"
Courtesy of the video game Fable 3.
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Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared...
I guess you could say it was a *s**... SpaceX.*
corporations freed the slaves
down from half price
Our corporate travel agency booked me a flight on United
I got reservations.
So, a corpse walks into a bar...
"Can I have a lemonade?" He asks the bartender.
The bartender says "Sure, I've never seen a stiff drink."
Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses.
Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.
What did one corpse say to the other...
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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
The Marine Corp and the radio
One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, California, we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back.
"Who knows anything about radios?" our drill instructor asked.
Several hands went up, and anticipating a ride in the jeep, recruits began listing their credentials. Everything from a degree in communications to a part-time job in a repair shop was declared.
The DI listened to all the contenders, then pointed to the most qualified. "You!" he barked. "Carry the radio."
