Following is our collection of funny Corp jokes. There are some corp navy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corp project puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
Until Texas executes one.
He decomposes.
At a meeting, theΒ Boss told a joke.Β
Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.Β
The Boss asked him, 'Didn't you understand my joke?'Β
The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'
Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark.
The other turns to him and says, I decay.
cold feet
Woman: Hey Doc, everytime I walk up the stairs my back hurts and my heart beats like crazy.
Doc: I imagined something like that right when you walked in here. You're morbidly obese.
Woman: That's outrageous. I want a second opinion!
Doc: Alrigt, you're also pretty ugly.
I don't need permission to come inside either.
They both only care about the prophet
They are dead serious.
You can explore corp navigators reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean corp propulsion dad jokes. There are also corp puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*
And asks the bartender for a lemonade.
"Of course!" says the bartender, "I've never seen a stiff drink!"
Courtesy of the video game Fable 3.
down from half price
I got reservations.
"Can I have a lemonade?" He asks the bartender.
The bartender says "Sure, I've never seen a stiff drink."
Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
Because there cheaper.
Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corp corporate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working corp marine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.