The Best 23 Corp Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Corp jokes. There are some corp navy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corp project puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Corp Jokes and Puns
How many corpses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
I won't believe corporations are people
Until Texas executes one.
A corporal needed to use the pay phone but didn't have change.
He saw a private mopping the floor nearby and asked, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" The private replied, "Sure, hang on." The corporal gave him an icy stare and yelled, "That's no way to address your superior! Straighten up and let's try that again! Private, do you have change for a dollar?"
The private stood at attention and boomed, "NO SIR!"
How does a corpse write music?
He decomposes.
The Corporate Ladder
A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become
Corporate Story
At a meeting, the Boss told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.
The Boss asked him, 'Didn't you understand my joke?'
The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'
How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark.
Two corpses are lying in a grave and one turns to the other and says, Dude, why are you rotting?
The other turns to him and says, I decay.
Why did the corpse miss her wedding?
cold feet
A Corpulent Woman visits the Doctor
Woman: Hey Doc, everytime I walk up the stairs my back hurts and my heart beats like crazy.
Doc: I imagined something like that right when you walked in here. You're morbidly obese.
Woman: That's outrageous. I want a second opinion!
Doc: Alrigt, you're also pretty ugly.
What does a corpse and a phone-booth have in common?
I don't need permission to come inside either.
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Why are corporations and mosques so similar?
They both only care about the prophet
Do you think corpses are funny?
They are dead serious.
A corpse walks into a bar...
And asks the bartender for a lemonade.
"Of course!" says the bartender, "I've never seen a stiff drink!"
Courtesy of the video game Fable 3.
Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared...
I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*
corporations freed the slaves
down from half price
Our corporate travel agency booked me a flight on United
I got reservations.
So, a corpse walks into a bar...
"Can I have a lemonade?" He asks the bartender.
The bartender says "Sure, I've never seen a stiff drink."
TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement.
Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
Why do corporations hire female Equality Officers?
Because there cheaper.
Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses.
Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.
What did one corpse say to the other...
How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corp corporate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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