The Best 5 Coroners Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coroners jokes. There are some coroners authorities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coroners mortuary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coroners Jokes and Puns

Morgue Murderer Caught

The infamous Morgue Murderer was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.

It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What did the lead coroner do when he and the other coroners were asked to perform an autopsy?

He cracked open a cold one with the boys.

Coroners and morticians must be extremely popular.

People are always dying to meet them.

Why are squares so sad?

Because, they have four coroners.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coroners investigators jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coroners buenos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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