Coronavirus Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Chuck Norris coronavirus joke

Chuck Norris doesn't get Corona Virus.
Coronavirus gets Chuck Norris.

COVID 19 is like Pasta

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

Eminem Coronavirus Joke

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti !

John Travolta Coronavirus joke

As see on the CNN John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected Coronavirus. But doctors soon realised that it was only a Saturday Night Fever and he will be Staying Alive.

Boris Johnson coronavirus joke

For those sending around vile jokes about the Prime Minister in ICU... please remember the words of The Queen last night:

I hope in the years to come everyone will be able to take pride in how they responded to this challenge. Show some class.

Coughy Filter Joke

The barista at Starbucks was wearing a face mask.

Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?

She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.

Ellen jail joke

Ellen DeGeneres coronavirus jail joke - Today, I am filming this in my living room because all the other rooms in my house are filled with toilet paper !

One thing that I've learned from being in quarantine is that people this is like being in jail, is what it is !

It's mostly because I've been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay.

WHO let the dogs out joke.

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

This Corona virus is a blessing.

My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened in my life.

I like my girls how I like my Covid.

19 and easily spread.

Which composer got the coronavirus?

DryCoughsky

The coronavirus is a lot like a kinky sex life.

Don't mind having it, but I'm scared that my parents have it too.

When do the Coronavirus symptoms begin to show up?

Right off the bat.

Rudy Gobert jokes about Coronavirus

Rudy Gobert tested positive for coronavirus. This brought NBA to a halt. On Monday, he had joked about the virus by touching microphones.

Eminem Coronavirus joke

Eminem Coronavirus joke

Apparently, Eminem is rumored to be diagnosed with Coronavirus

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

Man charged with terrorism for covid 19 joke

Man filmed licking deodorant at Walmart while saying coronavirus:

China finally got what they want !

They managed to coronise the world.

Hillary Clinton coronavirus joke

He did promise 'America First'

Ivor Chestikov joke

The first case for COVID-19 has been confirmed in Russia.
The patients name is Ivor Chestikov.

I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex.

It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.

Chuck Norris corona joke

Chuck Norris tested positive for coronavirus. They had to quarantine the virus.

Trump jokes about models

Donald Trump: The models show hundreds of thousands of people are going to die and you know what I want to do? I want to come way under the model. The professionals did the models and I was never involved in a model. At least this kind of a model.

Kaceytron coronavirus joke

Q: Would you kiss someone who had the coronavirus disease, COVID-19 ?
Kaceytron: We would leave quarantine, and we would try to spread it as much as possible because the world would be a better place without old and poor people.

Boris ventilator joke

Boris Johnson joked to senior company bosses that the scheme to build more ventilators in such a short time frame could be called 'Operation Last Gasp'.

Coronavirus Lyme disease joke

What goes with the coronavirus? ... Lyme disease! Ha!

R. Kelly coronavirus joke

R. Kelly in the news again tested positive for the COVID 19 virus.
... apparently COVID 19 was a little too old for him.

Inject some Cillit Bang and a hour on a sun-bed and boom the virus is gone

Two swigs of Cillit Bang and I’ve completely forgotten I had a cough and who my parents are.

A lert joke

Stay alert? It's a deadly virus not a zebra crossing.

Boris Johnson Stay Alert joke

Please can someone tell Boris coronavirus is not a physical assailant? You can't stay alert to single-stranded RNA.

Sneak up. Shout at the virus.

Then Run

OK, before the press conference starts

Get onto your broker and go big on Domestos, Cillit Bang, Lysol and Toilet Duck.

Tom Hanks coronavirus joke

Thanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx.

What are the funniest coronavirus jokes of all time?

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