coronavirus Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious coronavirus puns

Chuck Norris coronavirus joke

Chuck Norris doesn't get Corona Virus.
Coronavirus gets Chuck Norris.

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COVID 19 is like Pasta

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

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Eminem Coronavirus Joke

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti !

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John Travolta Coronavirus joke

As see on the CNN John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected Coronavirus. But doctors soon realised that it was only a Saturday Night Fever and he will be Staying Alive.

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WHO let the dogs out joke.

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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This Corona virus is a blessing.

My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened in my life.

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I like my girls how I like my Covid.

19 and easily spread.

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When do the Coronavirus symptoms begin to show up?

Right off the bat.

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Eminem Coronavirus joke

Eminem Coronavirus joke

Apparently, Eminem is rumored to be diagnosed with Coronavirus

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

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Rudy Gobert jokes about Coronavirus

Rudy Gobert tested positive for coronavirus. This brought NBA to a halt. On Monday, he had joked about the virus by touching microphones.

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Which composer got the coronavirus?

DryCoughsky

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I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex.

It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.

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The coronavirus is a lot like a kinky sex life.

Don't mind having it, but I'm scared that my parents have it too.

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China finally got what they want !

They managed to coronise the world.

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Chuck Norris corona joke

Chuck Norris tested positive for coronavirus. They had to quarantine the virus.

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Ivor Chestikov joke

The first case for COVID-19 has been confirmed in Russia.
The patients name is Ivor Chestikov.

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Kaceytron coronavirus joke

Q: Would you kiss someone who had the coronavirus disease, COVID-19 ?
Kaceytron: We would leave quarantine, and we would try to spread it as much as possible because the world would be a better place without old and poor people.

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Boris ventilator joke

Boris Johnson joked to senior company bosses that the scheme to build more ventilators in such a short time frame could be called 'Operation Last Gasp'.

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Man charged with terrorism for covid 19 joke

Man filmed licking deodorant at Walmart while saying coronavirus:

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Coronavirus Lyme disease joke

What goes with the coronavirus? ... Lyme disease! Ha!

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R. Kelly coronavirus joke

R. Kelly in the news again tested positive for the COVID 19 virus.
... apparently COVID 19 was a little too old for him.

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Tom Hanks coronavirus joke

Thanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx.

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Hillary Clinton coronavirus joke

He did promise 'America First'

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What are the most funny Coronavirus jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Coronavirus? Well, here are the best Coronavirus dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Coronavirus pick up lines to share with friends.

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