The Best 4 Coronary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coronary jokes. There are some coronary hypochondria jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coronary heart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coronary Jokes and Puns

Yo mama so fat

She died of coronary heart disease at a relatively young age and left the family with much of her debt.

Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery

Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that

What do you call it when a brass player has a heart attack?

Coronary trombosis.

A Man saw My Drawing And Collapsed To The Floor...

The Doctors identified that he had coronary art disease.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coronary gav jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coronary arteries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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