Coronary Jokes

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The Best Coronary Puns

Yo mama so fat

She died of coronary heart disease at a relatively young age and left the family with much of her debt.

Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery

Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that

What do you call it when a brass player has a heart attack?

Coronary trombosis.

A Man saw My Drawing And Collapsed To The Floor...

The Doctors identified that he had coronary art disease.

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